Fence_Sitter Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 gonorheah beacuse DFA has an odd yet remarkably strong attraction to the little critters especially when they... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 durn double post  [ 09-23-2002, 08:23 PM: Message edited by: Fence Sitter ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 (picking up the Allsion thread. She's gotta get something for taking the devil's club) . . . so then, having run away in fear, he started mumbling about black helicopters, death squads, and . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 and then and there it was decided that things had been going around in circles and it was time to organize and have a little get together to shake it off, be with fiends and generally ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 drink lots of beer with the two hottest girls of cc.com...sk and anna and then capt. caveman brought out his baggie containing green... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not_a_climber Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 moldy underroos while the snaffles did some quick back of the envelope calculations on the half life of a cc.com thread and how short it takes for it to degenerate into a vortex of steady state of nullity, the side result of the calculation proving that Not A Climber actually climbs more than the other cc'rs. While snafflehounds are considered poor at math they were able to use several tables from old Pee-Chees in a massively parallel architecture to ultimately arrive at the fortold conclusion that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 the dude called "not a climber' was a wank and didn't have a fucking clue what he was talking about. There was nothing to do but fire up the bong and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Fence Sitter: herpes cause DFA has a very odd yet strong attraction to snafflehounds... Dude you where out of sink and blew the crux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 fire up the bong and teach not a climber how to spray. Meanwhile Trask was picking devils club splinters out for allison when.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 ....my estranged husband, Captain Caveman, came upon us, and well, I guess I had some 'splainin' to do. Â When he asked me what EXACTLY was going on, I said, meekly..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 ...but before allison could get a word out...cavey said "thank god i am rid of that broad" and he bought trask a large beer and sparked up a fatty joint in gratitude for finally ridding him of that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 ..rather challenging and intelligent woman who brought him to another social plateau. Cavey and Fence Sitter than scratched themselves and belched, while Trask phoned the escort service, which was the only place any of them could get dates. Fortunately for the other two, Trask had his handy credit card. Allison, meanwhile, had removed the last of the splinters, donned her shiny new Action Suit, and flew to her next engagement. She is currently living in Palm Springs with newly-divorced Brad Pitt, and has been seen at the fashionable Las Cazuelas, among other places, sporting a rather impressive new nose job. Friends near the source say, " it's about time!" Â Meanwhile, back at Camp Misery, Trask, Fence, and Cavey are contemplating their next move..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Shall they spend their last few buck on gerbles, OE800 or dakine. Trask is for the gerbles FS votes for the OE800 the caveman grabs the money says no way it's DAKINE a fight breaks out trask hits cavey with da horse cock...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 and fence sitter fights for the honor of dakine and hit trask in the head with his #4 'lott and cavey takes the money and buys some of the most chronic green any cc/comer has ever smoked and everyone.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 for miles around could smell the purple hairy stank sticky doob a party soon ensued bringing in all the locals, Erik goes medieval on the muthafukas grabs the purple stank runs in the woods to play hide the hc with..... Â [ 09-24-2002, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: richard noggin ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 none other than the mighty Poptart....but WHO IS Poptart at the moment, hmmm.... Â and then later on, whilst reminiscing about some good times at band camp, they realized..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not_a_climber Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 that Allison's nose looked alot like Brad Pitt's or rather how his nose used to look. It seems the plastic surgeon lacked any native talent and had thus relied on massive doses of general anethesia and 3 stitches to pull a clumsy switcherooie. Meanwhile Not A Climber who was seated in the back of a classroom at Bellevue CC working on his Spray Certification noticed someone across the aisle with a nose that looked oddly familiar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karen Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 a very rare deadly form of syphyllis, and be forced to live out ones days on a desert island . with nothing to read except on copy of "Atlas Shrugged" and one CD of Jim Cary's movie " When Nature Calls". so I went to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 quote: Originally posted by karen: a very rare deadly form of syphyllis, and be forced to live out ones days on a desert island . with nothing to read except on copy of "Atlas Shrugged" and one CD of Jim Cary's movie " When Nature Calls". so I went to... I think Karen thought this thread was only one page long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 Karen may be a scrambler but she obviously aint no sprayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 WTF was that all aboot? I have to take a piss, excuse the spray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 quote: Meanwhile Not A Climber who was seated in the back of a classroom at Bellevue CC working on his Spray Certification noticed someone across the aisle with a nose that looked oddly familiar... ...someone with a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma...a steamy little... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 trollip with looks that could kill and a bone-straightening set o' tatas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 . . . it was Nicole. Looking sharp despite being unemployed due to the recent UN ban on dwarf throwing. But that didn't stop her from . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 running away with the Krueger Family Circus at Levenworthless. This was the perfect home for this little honey -- the home for vagabond, nerdowells, and .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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