Sport Climber's Glossary

[Greg_W]

Do you know how Trask's wife figured out he was gay? His dick tasted like shit.

 

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[ 08-15-2002, 11:45 AM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Q. How can you tell if your best friend is gay?

A. If his dick tastes like shit.

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Originally posted by Greg W:

Do you know how Trask's wife figured out he was gay? His dick tasted like shit.

 

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You homies hear about that big fire at the local gay & lesbian home that GregW lives at? GregW got out first, because he had his shit packed the night before.

[richard_noggin]

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Originally posted by trask:

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Originally posted by Greg W:

Do you know how Trask's wife figured out he was gay? His dick tasted like shit.

 

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You homies hear about that big fire at the local gay & lesbian home that GregW lives at? GregW got out first, because he had his shit packed the night before.

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Now that was way funny

[Greg_W]

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Originally posted by richard noggin:

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Originally posted by trask:

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Originally posted by Greg W:

Do you know how Trask's wife figured out he was gay? His dick tasted like shit.

 

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You homies hear about that big fire at the local gay & lesbian home that GregW lives at? GregW got out first, because he had his shit packed the night before.

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Now that was way funny

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Untrue, but funny. Good one, Trask.

 

Greg W

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... anything to amuse your sorry ass

[Greg_W]

I'd rather have you amuse it than what you were trying to do to it last weekend

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that's bullshit, you liar, you're outta control goddamn wanker

[iain]

nothing like a good poo-pushing thread. getting warmed up for a friday evening on the town dudes?

[Greg_W]

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Originally posted by trask:

that's bullshit, you liar, you're outta control

goddamn wanker

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Touch a nerve, there? Go back to flogging your dolphin, ass-queen.

[Greg_W]

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Originally posted by iain:

nothing like a good poo-pushing thread. getting warmed up for a friday evening on the town dudes?

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Bite-off, homo! You're cruising for dates in the wrong place.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Witness the bizarre dichotomy of the NRA enthusiast's personality: fanatical embracing of phallic weapon which shoots when touched the right way (and also, in olden times, had to be rammed in the hole with a rod before use), and violent rejection of another decidedly phallocentric lifestyle. Very curious, indeed.

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Originally posted by iain:

nothing like a good poo-pushing thread. getting warmed up for a friday evening on the town dudes?

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watchit flamer, or Greg'll squeeze yur nutz and have ya turn yur head and cough.

 

[ 08-16-2002, 04:05 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

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Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing:

Witness the bizarre dichotomy of the NRA enthusiast's personality: fanatical embracing of phallic weapon which shoots when touched the right way (and also, in olden times, had to be rammed in the hole with a rod before use), and violent rejection of another decidedly phallocentric lifestyle. Very curious, indeed.

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...this bit-o-wit from a sporty who's avatar looks like "what??"

[Greg_W]

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Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing:

Witness the bizarre dichotomy of the NRA enthusiast's personality: fanatical embracing of phallic weapon which shoots when touched the right way (and also, in olden times, had to be rammed in the hole with a rod before use), and violent rejection of another decidedly phallocentric lifestyle. Very curious, indeed.

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Yes, but the first one can be used to rid the world of annoying sport "climbers" and terrorists.

 

Greg W

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

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Originally posted by trask:

...this bit-o-wit from a sporty who's avatar looks like "what??"

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... a three-piece expansion bolt with Petzl hanger?

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...yeah, right.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

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Originally posted by Greg W:

Yes, but the first one can be used to rid the world of annoying sport "climbers" and terrorists.

 

Greg W

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Well, now that you mention it, Smith has gotten rather overcrowded in recent years. Would you consider perhaps a little contract work?

[krazy_1]

AHH! you guys!

 

i had no idea it was gonna go this far, damn funny though. sorry bout dat!

[sk]

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Originally posted by krazy 1:

ok i get all of those. but if horsecock is summer sausage and the like, what are pep sticks and little smokies?

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its ALL horsecock.

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uhhh dru I think you may be mistaken here. I found a bag of what I am sure should be called "snake cock" and will fom now on refer to that wich can not be horse cock as snake cock

[Guest]

I've been withholding this info and letting all you little HC Lovers have your fun, but you might as well know the real meaning of Horsecock:

A large can of cheap beer (24oz) is a horse cock. Smaller sizes 16-18oz) are donkey dicks. All this other "summer sausage" shit is just Hillshire Farms nonsense

[jon]

Hey Stebbi good thing this wasn't a horsecock!

[Attitude]

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Originally posted by fredrogers:

For your next trip to any rad sportclimbing area... Here's a brief list of terms to allow you to converse freely with the species known as the "sportclimber"!

 

Pig: The haul bag.

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Sportos and pigs???

[fleblebleb]

Duly confused