Greg_W Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Do you know how Trask's wife figured out he was gay? His dick tasted like shit. PAGE TOP, BYOTCH!! [ 08-15-2002, 11:45 AM: Message edited by: Greg W ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Q. How can you tell if your best friend is gay? A. If his dick tastes like shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Do you know how Trask's wife figured out he was gay? His dick tasted like shit. PAGE TOP, BYOTCH!! You homies hear about that big fire at the local gay & lesbian home that GregW lives at? GregW got out first, because he had his shit packed the night before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by Greg W: Do you know how Trask's wife figured out he was gay? His dick tasted like shit. PAGE TOP, BYOTCH!! You homies hear about that big fire at the local gay & lesbian home that GregW lives at? GregW got out first, because he had his shit packed the night before. Now that was way funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by richard noggin: quote:Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by Greg W: Do you know how Trask's wife figured out he was gay? His dick tasted like shit. PAGE TOP, BYOTCH!! You homies hear about that big fire at the local gay & lesbian home that GregW lives at? GregW got out first, because he had his shit packed the night before. Now that was way funny Untrue, but funny. Good one, Trask. Greg W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 ... anything to amuse your sorry ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 I'd rather have you amuse it than what you were trying to do to it last weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 that's bullshit, you liar, you're outta control goddamn wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 nothing like a good poo-pushing thread. getting warmed up for a friday evening on the town dudes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: that's bullshit, you liar, you're outta control goddamn wanker Touch a nerve, there? Go back to flogging your dolphin, ass-queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by iain: nothing like a good poo-pushing thread. getting warmed up for a friday evening on the town dudes? Bite-off, homo! You're cruising for dates in the wrong place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Witness the bizarre dichotomy of the NRA enthusiast's personality: fanatical embracing of phallic weapon which shoots when touched the right way (and also, in olden times, had to be rammed in the hole with a rod before use), and violent rejection of another decidedly phallocentric lifestyle. Very curious, indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by iain: nothing like a good poo-pushing thread. getting warmed up for a friday evening on the town dudes? watchit flamer, or Greg'll squeeze yur nutz and have ya turn yur head and cough. [ 08-16-2002, 04:05 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Witness the bizarre dichotomy of the NRA enthusiast's personality: fanatical embracing of phallic weapon which shoots when touched the right way (and also, in olden times, had to be rammed in the hole with a rod before use), and violent rejection of another decidedly phallocentric lifestyle. Very curious, indeed. ...this bit-o-wit from a sporty who's avatar looks like "what??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Witness the bizarre dichotomy of the NRA enthusiast's personality: fanatical embracing of phallic weapon which shoots when touched the right way (and also, in olden times, had to be rammed in the hole with a rod before use), and violent rejection of another decidedly phallocentric lifestyle. Very curious, indeed. Yes, but the first one can be used to rid the world of annoying sport "climbers" and terrorists. Greg W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: ...this bit-o-wit from a sporty who's avatar looks like "what??" ... a three-piece expansion bolt with Petzl hanger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 ...yeah, right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Yes, but the first one can be used to rid the world of annoying sport "climbers" and terrorists. Greg W Well, now that you mention it, Smith has gotten rather overcrowded in recent years. Would you consider perhaps a little contract work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazy_1 Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 AHH! you guys! i had no idea it was gonna go this far, damn funny though. sorry bout dat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by krazy 1: ok i get all of those. but if horsecock is summer sausage and the like, what are pep sticks and little smokies? its ALL horsecock. uhhh dru I think you may be mistaken here. I found a bag of what I am sure should be called "snake cock" and will fom now on refer to that wich can not be horse cock as snake cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 I've been withholding this info and letting all you little HC Lovers have your fun, but you might as well know the real meaning of Horsecock: A large can of cheap beer (24oz) is a horse cock. Smaller sizes 16-18oz) are donkey dicks. All this other "summer sausage" shit is just Hillshire Farms nonsense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 Hey Stebbi good thing this wasn't a horsecock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 quote: Originally posted by fredrogers: For your next trip to any rad sportclimbing area... Here's a brief list of terms to allow you to converse freely with the species known as the "sportclimber"! Pig: The haul bag. Sportos and pigs??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleblebleb Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 Duly confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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