sk Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 quote: Originally posted by krazy 1: doesn't being a girl automatically qualify me as being a spray master? no way sweety, you got to earn it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazy_1 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 ohhhh I see. so spray doesn't necessarily have to do with how you pee when you are out in natures playground... it has to do with how well one kicks ones ass via the message system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 ohhhh, a nasty gurl...nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazy_1 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 bring it on baby - bring it on. "show me da money" Â however i'm pretty sure you'll all be kicking my ass but i'll i don't go down with out a few good kicks first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 most pay ME for the privilege Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: most pay ME for the privilege Pay for what a good laugh or the rent of the magnifying glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 quote: Originally posted by richard noggin: quote:Originally posted by trask: most pay ME for the privilege Pay for what a good laugh or the rent of the magnifying glass crawl back in your hole, stinkfinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 too many Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 get a job ya goober Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodchester Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 What makes a Zen Spray Master? Apparently I am one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RURP Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 This is RURP. Â Question: "What makes a Zen Spray Master? Apparently I am one." Â Answer: You need to go to a wedding where Carlos Buehler was a guest and then brag about your brush with "celebrity". Â That's one way. Â RURP has spoken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodchester Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Hey, it's BURP the I know everything about guiding but when challenged I don't have the balls to put it forth....yep. BURP. The bullshit artist without enough crap to back it up. Â The funny is that the point of discussing Carlos being at my wedding really went right over your head. Â You make the simple-simon-assumption that I was bragging about knowing him. When in fact the childishly simple reality of the statement was that well known climbers are just regular people that do regular things, including come to a regular wedding like mine. Â What I can't understand is how you could have missed something so simple? Â Point made on most, lost on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 who can say pissing match??? Â i know i can!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 BATTLE CAGE!!!! Â Edog email me back hooker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURP Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Rodchester: Hey, it's BURP the I know everything about guiding but when challenged I don't have the balls to put it forth....yep. BURP. The bullshit artist without enough crap to back it up. Â The funny is that the point of discussing Carlos being at my wedding really went right over your head. Â You make the simple-simon-assumption that I was bragging about knowing him. When in fact the childishly simple reality of the statement was that well known climbers are just regular people that do regular things, including come to a regular wedding like mine. Â What I can't understand is how you could have missed something so simple? Â Point made on most, lost on you. I don't get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURP Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 are you talking about my older, more suxesfull brother big wall RURP? He's cool. RURP, I need to borrow some money to pay my rent Thursday if you can spare some. thanks. Â Rodchester, go away. Your blabbering is hurting my hungover head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RURP Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 This is RURP: Tightly-strung Rodchester said: Â "well known climbers are just regular people that do regular things, including come to a regular wedding like mine." Â Do they pee, too? Â Everyone understands your "point", but some think that your name-dropping propensity seems groupy-ish. No one outside of the "climbing world" has probably ever heard of Carlos B., A. Lowe, and others who have led arguably foolish lives like you and I. Â As for guiding, I read your posts and it seems that you are relatively new to the profession. Perhaps five years or less. Â If you are such a zen-spray-master, then quit your defensive whining and have a nice time. Have a sandwich and something to drink: Â RURP has spoken. Â P.S. BURP: Look under the seat in mom's car. I shoved a 10-spot between the cushions a couple of years ago anticipating a situation of this sort. Â [ 07-30-2002, 04:05 PM: Message edited by: RURP ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodchester Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 RURP:  "As for guiding, I read your posts and it seems that you are relatively new to the profession. Perhaps five years or less."  When did I say that I guide? Never did say that. Or post that. I've made statements regarding the business of guiding. You've always said you can do it better.  Over and over again bullshit gets called and you back off or just refuse to answer. And who else's name did I name drop anway?  Defensive? Try offensive. I'm the one that is laughing...and enjoying this one.  Oh Yeah  "No one outside of the "climbing world" has probably ever heard of Carlos B., A. Lowe, and others who have led arguably foolish lives like you and I."  What the hell is this supposed to mean? I must have missed your point!!  [ 07-30-2002, 04:59 PM: Message edited by: Rodchester ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 This was a great thread and then we degraded to the perpetual fairy-fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodchester Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Texplorer: Â Its just spray anyway!!! Just having some fun with it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Your right Rochy, I am just a stupid sprayer too. Sometimes I forget I am only a lowly sprayer like the rest of us on here. . . well except for the ZSP's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodchester Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Tex: Â But I wonder how I became one? Â Hell I rarely get into the spray thing unless someone like RURP sprays at me first. Â Oh well, I don't care...this one is spray and if I'm sprayed I'll spray back. Â And no fair, I like Erik's designation. That would rock. Â [ 07-30-2002, 05:28 PM: Message edited by: Rodchester ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RURP Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 This is RURP: Â That Rodchester: Â "When did I say that I guide? Never did say that. Or post that. I've made statements regarding the business of guiding. You've always said you can do it better." Â "Over and over again bullshit gets called and you back off or just refuse to answer." Â Mr. Rodchester: You sure talk as if you think you know the business! (or maybe you have some "famous" friends who tell you how it all works! Since you are not involved in the business, i.e. you appear to be an armchair spectator when it comes to such things, arguing with you over the details is a BIG waste of time!!! But to satisfy your interest, here's just one point of how I would do it better than a major guide service operating on a major mountain in the PNW: - at least two of their big fatality accidents would likely not have occurred had I been guiding as I strongly feel that they were avoidable. That's 12 people. I'm sure they will disagree but having read the reports, I would have done things much differently. Â "No one outside of the "climbing world" has probably ever heard of Carlos B., A. Lowe, and others who have led arguably foolish lives like you and I." "What the hell is this supposed to mean? I must have missed your point!! Â It means, I'm not impressed nor are many others. The guy who picks up garbage every week is a "regular" guy, too, and provides more societal value than any climber. Â "Defensive? Try offensive. I'm the one that is laughing...and enjoying this one." Â Mr. Rodchester: Cut back on the coffee or drink some beer. You are WAY too stressed. Perhaps the responsibility of being a Zen Spray Master is much too much for you. Keep on laughing...it might help to offset your high blood pressure. Â RURP has spoken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Rodchester, Â I think ZSM status comes from 500+ posts. It doesn't matter how often you spray, if you started a long time ago and slowly plug away like me it's more a lifetime achievement award type of thing. I mean hell, 500 posts is just a good week for Caveman and Dru! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Ooh, ooh, top of a new page, now I really am the shiznit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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