rob Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 Sarah's response to journalists who asked her who Paul Revere was: He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2011/06/sarah-palin-claims-paul-revere-warned-the-british-that-they-werent-gonna-be-takin-away-our-arms.html LOL you can't make up this shit. Tea Party Express!!!! Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 Now here's a little story I've got to tell About three bad brothers you know so well It started way back in history... Quote
Doug Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 (edited) omfg. what a frapping cunf. Edited June 4, 2011 by Doug Quote
joblo7 Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 america loves her...............oh shit,! we b dense as nob. Quote
rocketparrotlet Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 The scary thing is that we vote dumbasses like her into office. Look at the results of the 2010 election. Quote
Doug Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 yeah, them democratics with their elitist education and stuff. who needs intellect and education to deal with the problems of the world when you have a pissed off hockey mama grizzly. Like a runaway locomotive on a dirt road. Quote
Choada_Boy Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 (edited) Me talk pretty: "He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." Edited June 5, 2011 by Choada_Boy Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 How many of you know whether it was 1 (by land) or 2 (by sea)? Quote
akhalteke Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 How many of you know whether it was 1 (by land) or 2 (by sea)? You would have to ask Longfellow. Though technically neither as they came via river. Two lanterns were used. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 Apparently Paul Revere did, in fact, warn the British: Palin's knows her American history... More historical corrections: Michelle Bachmann has moved the towns of Lexington and Concord to New Hamshire. It's getting hard to keep up with all these new revelations. Quote
ivan Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 How many of you know whether it was 1 (by land) or 2 (by sea)? more importantly, who were the other 2 white boys who road longer (and 1 of whom didn't, like revere, get caught?) Quote
rob Posted June 6, 2011 Author Posted June 6, 2011 How many of you know whether it was 1 (by land) or 2 (by sea)? Trick question. It was 3 (by air). Quote
G-spotter Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 Apparently, he was a Bruins fan. Fucker's gonna be crying when the Cup is hoisted. Quote
ivan Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 loved these signs all over virginia - hidden message? Quote
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