allthumbs Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 tex, you're such a nit wit were you a hall monitor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnHigh Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 Using the correct size bag is important. If the bag is too small and you fill it to the rim, zipping it shut cleanly is a difficult operation. You wind up with warm goo ozzing out the top. Very messy. Â Having an accurate aim is important. If the head of your newly created torpedo folds over the top of the bag you really have a problem. Now you're faced with transfering the torpedo from the snow into the bag using available mechanical devices. Now you've messed up more than just the bag. Â My last bit of advise on this topic is not to eat too much freeze-dried food on your climbing adventures. For many of us freeze-dried food transforms our neatly created torpedos into unconsolidated blobs. Management of unconsolidated material in a zip-lock bag can be very difficult. Â Viva la blue bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 great reading! is it dinnertime yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
climbher Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 Check out the system that Mt. Shasta has for "Blue Bags." They supply a large piece of paper that has a target printed on it. You put the paper down then put snow or rocks on the corners and aim. Then folded the paper up and put in a brown paper bag with some light weight Kitty Litter, this is deposited in a zip lock bag. I take a couple of garbage bags along to put the zip locks in. Never put the bag inside your pack. Secure it to the out side. Â Mt. Shasta as well as Mt. Rainier have deposits (a barrel in near the bathrooms at Rainier) for these bags. Â You could also may this set up with paper towels and your own paper and zip lock bags. Â For further info there is a book titled: How to Shit in the Woods. Sorry I can't remember the author's name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellemontagne Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 quote: Journal of the American Motorcyclist Association? Help! I can't find that article anywhere in that publication. Dennis Check out the recent episode of South Park for the beta... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 I don't know what is more funny, the people making jokes or the people giving real advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis_Harmon Posted July 12, 2002 Author Share Posted July 12, 2002 Tex, This is a very serious topic, and the advise I can derive from their experience is VERY important to me...don't belittle it. Every time someone poops in a plastic bag is a potential learning experience for me. I just have to learn to ask the right questions. Dennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 Hey Dennis: Â 1) shit in your helmet 2) put it on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogers_McGee Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Figger Eight: Hey Dennis: Â 1) shit in your helmet 2) put it on Figger, it didn't take me very long to find out who you REALLY are.... Â Next year, I'd better see Sani-Bands on all the helmets when you hand them out to the students at the introduction to rescue and hauling systems clinic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis_Harmon Posted July 12, 2002 Author Share Posted July 12, 2002 The reason I'm asking this question is that while most people crap only once a day, I have a lamentable condition called, "Leaky Bowel Syndrome," which makes me shit 20 to 30 times a day. (I use up a lot of toilet paper!) Therefore, the question posed is a VERY personal one...and not to be made light of. Dennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 you got leaky bowel of the mouth syndrome. you're a moron...ever thought about writing for howard stern or one of those fucking idiots? you'd blend right in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis_Harmon Posted July 12, 2002 Author Share Posted July 12, 2002 Punctuation, pronunciation, punctuation, pronunciation...I seem to get those big words all mixed up. Dennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 go suck a goat dick, harmon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis_Harmon Posted July 12, 2002 Author Share Posted July 12, 2002 And here I just complimented you, Trask. I take it all back...because you just hurt my little feelings. Gonna go sulk for awhile. Dennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis_Harmon Posted July 13, 2002 Author Share Posted July 13, 2002 Wow! Trask actually wrote a complete sentence. Not with correct pronunciation, mind you, but a complete sentence nevertheless. I'm impressed! Dennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 13, 2002 Share Posted July 13, 2002 that would be punctuation, not pronunciation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnHigh Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 DH, if you're crapin 20 times a day how the hell you ever top'ed out or summited anything????? I for one would never belay you thinking that ole' Dennis may just let loose any minute now. Or just follow the brown streak on the snow. DH has wanded the route to the summit with his feces. Â My reconmendation for you is Depends and bowling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedMonk Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 ah man! not that grammar shit again! oh and i always say, "better two blue pills before you leave, than two blue bags while you are on the glacier." never taken a shit on rainier thanks to the ol' anti-diarheah pills... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 quote: Originally posted by RedMonk: ah man! not that grammar shit again! oh and i always say, "better two blue pills before you leave, than two blue bags while you are on the glacier." never taken a shit on rainier thanks to the ol' anti-diarheah pills... I hear you like to puke in the mountains....so what's your favorite poptart flavor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 What if it was a saucy sprayfest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedMonk Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 man! it was the bear claw! just ask fendall! that little slut has been talkin mad shit. we are headed up to baker this morning. i'll have to kick his ass and bye the way... it was strawberry with icing... looked like fucking lucky charms on the way up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 shit in crevasse problem solved  [ 07-15-2002, 12:09 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 bring along a partner who is a coprophage. problem solved. altho i pity you if you actually know one of these people!! Â timmy, chubnook the hound does not count here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis_Harmon Posted July 15, 2002 Author Share Posted July 15, 2002 Dru, I seem to have misplaced my Latin dictionary...does "coprophage" mean: eater of shit? Probably does, and thanks for sharing. Trask, "Shit in crevass. Problem solved." Unless, of course, fall in same crevass. Problem exacerbated. Dennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: Dru, I seem to have misplaced my Latin dictionary...does "coprophage" mean: eater of shit? Probably does, and thanks for sharing. Trask, "Shit in crevass. Problem solved." Unless, of course, fall in same crevass. Problem exacerbated. Dennis dennis- fall in crevasse, fucked anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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