Gimpy Posted May 5, 2002 Posted May 5, 2002 She's so fat, the Seismograph at the local geology department shuts down durring her aerobics class. [ 05-05-2002, 10:30 AM: Message edited by: Gimpy ] Quote
allthumbs Posted May 5, 2002 Posted May 5, 2002 Yo mama is like a casino -- liquor in the front, poker in the back. Quote
specialed Posted May 6, 2002 Posted May 6, 2002 so fat that when she sits around the house... she sits around the house. Quote
allthumbs Posted May 6, 2002 Posted May 6, 2002 Yo mama's like a 7-11, open 24 hours a day on every street corner and for 99 cents you can get a slurpee. Quote
jon Posted May 6, 2002 Posted May 6, 2002 Yo mamas so fat she got shot and gravey poured outta her! Quote
joekania Posted May 6, 2002 Author Posted May 6, 2002 Yo momma's so fat, if she got kidnapped, she'd show up on all four sides of the milk carton. Quote
J_Kirby Posted May 6, 2002 Posted May 6, 2002 Yo mama's so fat, when she wears her yellow rain slicker, little kids try to ride her to school. Quote
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 6, 2002 Posted May 6, 2002 Yo' mama so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka! Quote
willstrickland Posted May 6, 2002 Posted May 6, 2002 Yo Mama so fat...she got her own zip code ...she got more rolls than a bakery ...she got more chins than a chinese phone book Quote
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 6, 2002 Posted May 6, 2002 Yo mama's so fat she's got more crack than Harlem. Quote
joekania Posted May 7, 2002 Author Posted May 7, 2002 Yo momma's so stupid, she missed the 44th street bus, so she took the 22nd twice. Quote
traddaddy Posted May 7, 2002 Posted May 7, 2002 Yo mamma's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman! Quote
highclimb Posted May 7, 2002 Posted May 7, 2002 YO MAMA is SOOOOOOOOOO UGLY........when she excersies the sweat goes around her forehead just to stay away from her face. Quote
JRCO Posted May 7, 2002 Posted May 7, 2002 Your mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street, kicking a can. I asked her what she was doing and she said, "Moving" Quote
Dru Posted May 7, 2002 Posted May 7, 2002 Your mama is so fat your dad dont need none of those fancy exercise balls to do his stretching. Quote
specialed Posted May 7, 2002 Posted May 7, 2002 YO mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone Quote
Dru Posted May 7, 2002 Posted May 7, 2002 You Daddy is so fat every time he goes outside kids with crashpads show up and start trying to do sitdown starts on him! Quote
Dru Posted May 7, 2002 Posted May 7, 2002 You mama is so fat dat when she hugs you you gotta set up a Z pulley to get hauled out of her cleavage! Quote
Dru Posted May 7, 2002 Posted May 7, 2002 your mama is so fat Ray wants to have pub club in her if she comes to the Eastside! Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 7, 2002 Posted May 7, 2002 Dru my next Pub club is in Squish next week No I repeat NO FAT GIRLS Quote
Dru Posted May 7, 2002 Posted May 7, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Dru my next Pub club is in Squish next week No I repeat NO FAT GIRLS Next week I will be in the Niut Range with fishstick and Don Serl and our pub club will consist of passing around the peace pipe and Jagermeister after a climb. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 7, 2002 Posted May 7, 2002 I be with Beckey and Highlander and whoever can make it out. I'll raise one up for ya Quote
joekania Posted May 8, 2002 Author Posted May 8, 2002 Yo momma's so fat, Corporate Caveman's having Pube Club in her Redmound- and he don't even know it! Quote
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