The End Is Near!

[prole]

 

Nostrdamus predicted this...

 

Palin Goes Camping with Kate plus 8 Gosselin Kids

 

NEW YORK – Kate Gosselin is not a happy camper.

 

On this week's edition of "Sarah Palin's Alaska," she and her brood make a much-anticipated guest appearance. But don't expect it to reveal her inner Daniel Boone.

 

"How would you like to go camping with Kate and her eight kids — that TV show you watch?" Sarah Palin asks her daughter, Piper, at the start of the episode.

 

Piper squeals with delight at the idea of hanging with these stars of another TLC series.

 

As things develop, the camping trip in the Alaskan wilds will be no day at the beach for Kate. But it makes for a hilarious hour of Palin's show, which airs on TLC Sunday at 9 p.m. EST.

 

Read no further if you don't want spoiler details of Kate's stab at roughing it.

 

For a few fleeting moments, it seems she will savor her visit with the Palin family. She instantly bonds with Sarah, as they compare notes on the predatory nature of the media.

 

"There's not a whole lot of people that I run into that can understand the scrutiny (by) the media and beyond," says Kate, whose crumbling marriage to Jon was documented on "Jon & Kate Plus 8" while it spurred a feeding frenzy from the tabloid press.

 

Now, single mom Kate and her kids just happened to be in Alaska taping one of her "Kate Plus 8" specials, which occasioned their guest spot with the Palins.

 

The first stop: Sarah takes Kate to a bear safety class to prepare her for their camping expedition.

 

On the road from Wasilla to the class in Anchorage, Sarah sort-of jokes that, in case of a bear attack, "You need a partner with you who's slower than you."

 

"Oh, my gosh!" replies Kate, who already was spooked by the bear rug in the Palins' home. "Sacrifice your friends?"

 

At the rifle range, she looks more miserable than she used to look with Jon.

 

And that's only the beginning.

 

The day of the camping trip, it's — wouldn't you know? — pouring rain.

 

Out in the middle of nowhere by a stream and surrounded by mountains, Sarah is smiling, chipper and (literally) loaded for bear.

 

"Rain or shine, Alaskans still camp. We still find a way to have fun," she chirps.

 

Then Kate and her kids land at the campsite. Quickly, Kate proves to be a bigger pill than a horse tranquilizer.

 

"I'm not worrying about bears right now," she is soon grousing. "I'm just worried about keeping my toes wiggling 'cause they're freezing."

 

Sarah, daughters Piper and Willow, husband Todd and other family members seem to be having a blast. So, for that matter, are Kate's youngsters.

 

"The kids are having fun, so I'm tolerating it, but this is my new home," grumbles Kate, having sullenly planted herself, apart from the rest, beneath a tarp. "I am miserable, but, I mean, somebody's got to be."

 

Sarah, ever gung-ho, announces to the group, "This is the most luxurious camping spot I've ever seen!"

 

Cut to Kate, who tells the camera, "It just kills me that people, like, willingly do this."

 

Soon everybody else is enjoying hamburgers, hot-dogs and s'mores from the camp fire.

 

Maybe it was finding out the hot-dogs are moose. About that time, Kate loses it.

 

"I don't see a table, I don't see utensils, I don't see hand-cleansing materials," she whimpers. "This is not ideal conditions. I am freezing to the bone, I have 19 layers on, my hands are frigid. I held it together as long as I could and I'm done now!"

 

She gathers up her children and, mere hours after their arrival, they have eaten and run.

 

Fortunately, Sarah knows the show must go on. Minus the Gosselins, she settles the crowd down for the night.

 

"Well, I thought we were gonna go camping with the Gosselins," she says when it's all over, full of glossy good cheer. "Turned out, we didn't. We had lunch with them on a sand bar."

[billcoe]

Attention whore convention.

 

 

I apologize if any real prostitutes find that comment demeaning.

[tvashtarkatena]

Same show on Moonflower Arrete would make for a good episode.

[prole]

On the road from Wasilla to the class in Anchorage, Sarah sort-of jokes that, in case of a bear attack, "You need a partner with you who's slower than you."

 

"Oh, my gosh!" replies Kate, who already was spooked by the bear rug in the Palins' home. "Sacrifice your friends?"

 

Just screams "presidential material", doesn't it?

[prole]

 

Can anyone on the Left give me one good reason why this wouldn't be a good idea?

 

Tea Party group says Palin should lead GOP

 

A Tea Party group wants Sarah Palin to lead the

Republican National Committee.

 

A leader of Tea Party Nation says the former GOP

vice presidential nominee needs to take the place of

embattled chairman Michael Steele or else the RNC

will be led by "the establishment," which would then

lead to the re-election of President Obama in 2012.

 

"We need someone who will put conservatives in

control of the party apparatus, not RINOs," writes

Judson Phillips in a letter to Palin.

 

The letter was first reported by the liberal website

Talking Points Memo.

 

Palin has said she is engaged in talks with her

family about running for the White House in 2012.

Several GOP stalwarts, such as RNC committee

member Saul Anuzis and Maria Cino, who ran the

Republican National Convention in 2008, have

already taken steps to challenge Steele.

 

Palin has said nice things in the past about Steele,

who has come under fire for his financial

management. In an April appearance on Fox News,

Palin gave her support to Steele and said he was

doing a great job.

[whirlwind]

nah, but if she was actually elected president, then 2012 would be the end of times.

[tvashtarkatena]

Next on Sarah Palin's Alaska: Drilling ANWAR with special guest star Ron Jeremy

[billcoe]

A Palin election win = 4 more years of Bill Clinton.

 

 

 

[Peter_Puget]

Can anyone on the Left give me one good reason why this wouldn't be a good idea?

 

 

After having their choice for president prove to be one of the biggest losers in recent history the Left, should pause, pull its head out of J_B's ass, and rethink its basic understanding of the world.

 

Until then here's looking at the polls! Keeping hope alive!

[tvashtarkatena]

Then there's Mitt Romney...who looks like the early GOP darling for 2012.

 

Go fundy or go home.

[tvashtarkatena]

Two years of hyperinflation and we'll be BBQing the rich, not just gutting their coffers.

[rob]

Two years of hyperinflation and we'll be BBQing the rich, not just gutting their coffers.

 

So far, it's the rich who are still raiding the coffers, and Obama keeps handing them the keys.

[tvashtarkatena]

Yes He Does!

[tvashtarkatena]

He'll have to remove Big Pharma's cock from his mouth before he comments, however.

 

Don't hold your breath, although his apparent ability to do so is uncanny.

Edited December 6, 2010 by tvashtarkatena

[tvashtarkatena]

Both houses and the presidency and no public option.

 

Keep suckin on it, Obama! Nummm nummm nummm.....

[tvashtarkatena]

Playing Charge of the Light Brigade in Fuckedgomerstan has proven a lot more interesting, apparently.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

Playing Charge of the Light Brigade in Fuckedgomerstan has proven a lot more interesting, apparently.

 

One post and three self-follow-ups. Par for the course from our resident psychopath. Guess you're the only one "smart" enough to have a conversation with. Why bother posting here? Just start a blog and comment to yourself.

[tvashtarkatena]

Why, cuz i got you, li'l punkin.

[prole]

After having their choice for president prove to be one of the biggest losers in recent history the Left, should pause, pull its head out of J_B's ass, and rethink its basic understanding of the world.

 

Yeah, we'll just paint everything blue and talk backwards...

 

[ivan]

After having their choice for president prove to be one of the biggest losers in recent history the Left, should pause, pull its head out of J_B's ass, and rethink its basic understanding of the world.

hard to see much that is Left about the obama-lama - left went w/ a solid moderate, no matter what the loons on the right said, who wasted the fat congressional power he had by actually trying to play nice w/ the other side

 

we need like a psycho jimmy carter

[tvashtarkatena]

Yeah. Let's go all Tea Bagger n do the I Got Mine FUCK YOU Dance.

 

Materialism, Imperialism, Racism...the Dawn of a New America!

 

FUCK Service, Compassion, Stewardship, and Education!

[prole]

 

"I feel a lot better now.."

 

[video:youtube]

[G-spotter]

She should spark up some Matanuska Thunderfuck and announce she's renaming it the Tea Haitch Cee Party

[Phil K]

That's the most inspiring video I've seen since the infamous Turkey Pardoning/Beheading.

[ivan]

even if her political career don't work out, she at least appears to have a future sponsoring a brand of outdoorsy makeup

 

that caribou appeared about as bright as most folks who're considering voting for her