Dino Rossi Scar Speculation Thread

[olyclimber]

Origins?

[olyclimber]

[olyclimber]

I would buy a used car from this gentleman.

[dberdinka]

I love hating on that guy.

[billcoe]

I think I drank some of his wine.

 

Puked when some dumb bitch at the bar said: "hey, what do my tennis shoes smell like" and put them in my face. What were we talkin bout?

[Choada_Boy]

He hit his face on the toilet paper holder when he bent down to slip his neighbor a "note", in the stall, in the airport bathroom.

[olyclimber]

Too many fruity pebbles

[KaskadskyjKozak]

[Nitrox]

Eating bad pussy.

 

 

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[Doug]

State GOP Chairman was attempting a Dirty Sanchez and Dino turned his face. Pointy needle dick got him on the cheek.

[Frikadeller]

I hit him in the side of his head with a shovel back in Jr. High.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously.

[FloRida]

How are you gonna get a scar like that eating pussy?

 

I'll bet it was a tiger. Maybe some kind of lady tiger?

[Fairweather]

He strayed outside the bike lane. (My radiator grill knows no politics.)

[Hugh Conway]

Sizemore bitch slapped him