SHAMU KILLS TRAINER

[G-spotter]

 

OM NOM NOM NOM!

[RuMR]

ever thought of a career in whale training? you should go for it!

[G-spotter]

I'd definitely be good at it, I can already make your mama beg for more on cue!

 

[Hugh Conway]

KK's ex is pissed he never called

[Pete_H]

Shamu was most recently seen in a white Bronco driving erratically down the interstate. Police are in pursuit.

[prole]

Shamu is now virtually unemployable.

[j_b]

could be shipped to Japan for "re-education"

[KaskadskyjKozak]

could be shipped to Japan for "re-education"

 

your kind is always good with "re-education" (camps)

[Pete_H]

And your kind is good with having very little education.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

And your kind is good with having very little education.

 

LOL. Compared to *you*?

[j_b]

could be shipped to Japan for "re-education"

 

or was it "research"? I forget.

 

Saw the boy in the mansion on the hill has asked you to become his steady jill

There'll be parties by the score the wine will flow

But here's the reason I beg you not to go

Cause they're not your kind of people, your kind of friends

They'll turn your laughter to teardrops and in the end

You'll come back to your kind of people torn all apart

So please don't go baby please don't go

[j_b]

your kind is always good with "re-education" (camps)

 

where is your tiara, princess?

[KaskadskyjKozak]

your kind is always good with "re-education" (camps)

 

where is your tiara, princess?

 

Hot Carl is the one who wears a tiara... under his miter as he "role-plays" with prole.

[Pete_H]

Apparently the whale was from B.C.

[Hugh Conway]

your kind is always good with "re-education" (camps)

 

where is your tiara, princess?

 

Hot Carl is the one who wears a tiara... under his miter as he "role-plays" with prole.

 

bunnyboiler

[billcoe]

It MUST be said: FREE WILLY!

[murraysovereign]

"Shamu" is just an alias. Real name is Tillicum, and this whale has already killed once before. So "Shamu" better watch it, 'cause under three-strikes rules, if "Shamu" kills again, it would mean life in captivity with no chance of parole, ever. That would suck. Hopefully "Shamu" can straighten out before it's too late.

[G-spotter]

I heard the Israelis have approached Seaworld about acquiring Tillicum. They will give him a British passport and station him in the Red Sea during the Hamas waterskiing championships

[Bogen]

radio this morning said it was the third. Something about a naked man found in Tilli's tank one morning in 1999.

[Off_White]

Yup, third time around. First time was a trainer in Canada, second was a whacko who stayed hid out in the park after closing and was found dead, naked, & scraped up on the bottom of the tank, and the recent trainer is the third.

 

For the record, Tilli is from Iceland, not Canada; that's just where she got trained.

[Mal_Con]

Who would have thought that getting in a tank with a large predator that eats seals like popcorn could be dangerous?

[jon]

I work with a guy who was a elephant handler for a quite a long time and he said whenever someone was killed they would just rename the elephant.

[prole]

The recidivism in this whale is the inevitable result of a combination of Canadian subsidies, misunderstanding of "moral hazard" and a sense of entitlement.

[G-spotter]

[murraysovereign]

radio this morning said it was the third. Something about a naked man found in Tilli's tank one morning in 1999.

 

That's right - I'd forgotten about the naked guy.

 

So that's it, then. Three strikes and you're out, mister "Shamu" or "Tillicum" or whatever your real name is.

 

Lock him up and throw away the key. That'll send a message to all the other Orcas not to mess with us.