Bug Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Muslims can divorce a wife simply by repeating four times, "I divorce you." to her face with MALE witnesses. Rumour has it they aren't any nicer about it in the long run. Quote
minx Posted January 28, 2010 Author Posted January 28, 2010 Sobo--name the singles bar of your choice. We'll begin negotations over a pitcher which will not be included in the treaty price Quote
sobo Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Bonefish. And I prefer dry reds. But you already knew that... Quote
ivan Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 why do i feel like i'm witnessing a car accident in slow motion? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Is there a crucible stout enough to contain the love that sprouteth from the still smoldering pyre of two marriages? Quote
ivan Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Is there a crucible stout enough to contain the love that sprouteth from the still smoldering pyre of two marriages? sure - it's called "the jerry springer show" - you'd like it - has kind of a roving moderator - he really encourages the crowd to become involved in the discussion Quote
sobo Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 Is there a crucible stout enough to contain the love that sprouteth from the still smoldering pyre of two marriages? :laf: I just had to laugh at that. That's some funny prose, Pat! Quote
minx Posted January 29, 2010 Author Posted January 29, 2010 Ivan, you're mistaken. I haven't been asked to moderate the Springer show yet Quote
ivan Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 Ivan, you're mistaken. I haven't been asked to moderate the Springer show yet dude, they never ask - they SPRING that shit on you, man Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 Is there a crucible stout enough to contain the love that sprouteth from the still smoldering pyre of two marriages? :laf: I just had to laugh at that. That's some funny prose, Pat! Uttered from that very same crucible, my friend. May you be poured from it still in one piece. Quote
ZimZam Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 Don't do it Sobo. Haven't you learned yet. Them ponies she has will take what little money you have left. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 There are three things a single gentleman must avoid, in order: 1) Horses 2) Kids 3) Ferrets You don't have any ferrets, do you Minx? Quote
ivan Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 There are three things a single gentleman must avoid, in order: 1) Horses 2) Kids 3) Ferrets You don't have any ferrets, do you Minx? funny, i've never met a ferret-ownder who wasn't fuck-all psychotic i have a half-share in great big goddamn snake currently Quote
Fairweather Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 TTK keeps his ferret in a "safe place". Quote
Hugh Conway Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 TTK keeps his ferret in a "safe place". After the tragic trouser stuffing tragedy, it's best for ttk Quote
minx Posted January 29, 2010 Author Posted January 29, 2010 anyone know where i cant get a ferret? (one that hasn't been defiled by TTK) Quote
G-spotter Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 anyone know where i cant get a ferret? (one that hasn't been defiled by TTK) i'm sure with your contacts you can ferret one out Quote
sobo Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 Ferrets don't eat much. And there's not much of them to eat. Takes 3 or 4 to make a meal... Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 There are three things a single gentleman must avoid, in order: 1) Horses 2) Kids 3) Ferrets You don't have any ferrets, do you Minx? funny, i've never met a ferret-ownder who wasn't fuck-all psychotic i have a half-share in great big goddamn snake currently Precisely. Ferrets are an indicator species. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 anyone know where i cant get a ferret? (one that hasn't been defiled by TTK) I've been unferretly targeted. Quote
minx Posted January 29, 2010 Author Posted January 29, 2010 look TTK i'm just trying to achieve the undatable trifecta. i'm sorry you're caught in the middle but well sometimes, that'll happen her in spray huh? Quote
billcoe Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 There are three things a single gentleman must avoid, in order: 1) Horses 2) Kids 3) Ferrets Ferrets don't eat much. Tvrash says you need to keep them away from the Gerbils though.... Quote
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