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the best night of my life was the one where i felt a serious stomach ache coming on - in my genius, i convinced meself that eating a whole pack of bacon would Soothe the Beast - i spent the rest of the evening sleeping on the bathroom floor, puking every 10 minutes on the clock, then shivering on the ground while recharging for the next - i shit thee not, 50 pukes later, i was still finding bacon particles hiding out in some gut wrinkle

 

i was back on the bacon horse the next day though bitches!

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From the waiting lounge of my optometrist I once read an article in Popular Mechanics about some fella who concocted a blow torch using nothing but meat. Bacon was his strongest fuel source. Mmmmm, I wonder. Could the power of bacon be contained and concentrated into a headlamp?

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