Jump to content

[TR] Assguard Pass - Assguard Pass Std. Route 6/21/2009


olyclimber

Recommended Posts

Trip: Assguard Pass - Assguard Pass Std. Route

 

Date: 6/21/2009

 

Trip Report:

Went up to Colchuck to try our metal on the Cascade jewel Assguard Pass.

 

 

Our objective:

assg.jpg

 

Who doesn't want a piece of this?

assg_2_.jpg

 

WARNING! THIS PHOTO CONTAINS FORESHORTENING!

assg_3_.jpg

 

We whooped up yelps of Alpine Joy to be on such a route

assg_4_.jpg

 

Some hideous stack of rocks that surround this beauty

assg_5_.jpg

 

assg_6_.jpg

 

assg_7_.jpg

 

This is what we came for

assg_9_.jpg

 

assg_10_.jpg

 

 

assg_11_.jpg

 

Until we meet again fair lady

assg_12_.jpg

 

Some other junk we saw

assg_13_.jpg

 

assg_14_.jpg

 

assg_15_.jpg

 

assg_16_.jpg

 

assg_17_.jpg

 

get sum

 

Gear Notes:

tennis shoes

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 18
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

One gear note: I did not consume any natural food on this climb. I subsisted soley off of energy gels, goo packets, red bull, 5 hour energy ("5 hour foot longs" should be the next cialis or viagra commercial btw) and other chemicals. i know mixing these substances is dangerous, but it had to be done in the name of science.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I (we) spent saturday testing our mettle on this untamed alpine hardman testpiece. I suffered a tweaked knee while attempting to jump across a gap and slipping at the same time while trying to avoid falling 7 feet headfirst onto a boulder. Water bottle in hand with yoghurt bars went flying everywhere. We should have aided this section but my hardman partner insisted we simul-solo this. His fault not mine. We met a couple who looked forlorn sitting on some rocks. I told them I had just peed on a goats head. (True story with picture proof) They told us they were lost. "Where are you guys headed?" Them: "The Enchantments" Me: (Looking upward then back at them) "Nice" Assguard Pass claims three more victims of its selfish chossy satanic desire. I'll be back Assguard. And next time I'll send hard.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 3 weeks later...
  • 11 months later...

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.




×
×
  • Create New...