billcoe Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Should be encouraged more.....I think I can almost see fur there. Israeli Bar Refaeli on the cover of the recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. link If you needed it, this is clearly one more reason to support Israel. Quote
Doug Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 I just commented that the CNNSI website may end up getting blocked at work because it's starting to resemble a porn site. Though I gotta say, I'm thinkin' its more art than porn! Quote
ivan Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 i assume this thing flies over the homes of a billion bee-keeper outfit clad hajjis on its approach into tel aviv? Quote
klenke Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Last night I came up with an idea for a porn movie version of Netflix. I called it Netfux and my wife laughed. I had her look up the domain name and it doesn't exist. So I thought here's a real opportunity to jump on the idea before it's too late. Then about a minute later I realized it was a bad idea. How are you going to deliver Netfux movies and not get them stolen out of mailboxes by the puerile people out there? Poof! Another dream of making millions gone in a dissipating wisp of disappointment. Quote
Hugh Conway Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Last night I came up with an idea for a porn movie version of Netflix. I called it Netfux and my wife laughed. I had her look up the domain name and it doesn't exist. So I thought here's a real opportunity to jump on the idea before it's too late. Then about a minute later I realized it was a bad idea. How are you going to deliver Netfux movies and not get them stolen out of mailboxes by the puerile people out there? Poof! Another dream of making millions gone in a dissipating wisp of disappointment. Given there's a bajillion streaming porn websites out there, some of which offer DVD quality downloads of full movies, your idea is softer than Strom Thurmond Quote
ivan Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 actually, i think strom's rather stiff these days omfg - pun of the day beyotch! Quote
klenke Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 ...your idea is softer than Strom Thurmond And who would want to touch the DVD or the sleeve the DVD gets put in inside the envelope? Quote
olyclimber Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 ...your idea is softer than Strom Thurmond And who would want to touch the DVD or the sleeve the DVD gets put in inside the envelope? i'm sure there is a fetish group for this. give the business a try! Quote
Doug Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 hey is there anyway we could combine the porn in mainstream media and Bristol Palin threads? Think of the possibilities! Quote
klenke Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 i'm sure there is a fetish group for this. give the business a try! Will you beta test for me, Porter? Quote
mkporwit Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 What happens next? He watches the movie? As soon as he finishes fixing her cable. Quote
billcoe Posted March 13, 2009 Author Posted March 13, 2009 I suspect we could get rich pimping out Porters Avatar. Is there a guy alive that wouldn't ditch the shop vac for a $5 toss with that or what? Quote
billcoe Posted March 13, 2009 Author Posted March 13, 2009 i assume this thing flies over the homes of a billion bee-keeper outfit clad hajjis on its approach into tel aviv? LOL!, they'd shoot it down for sure. Your point brings this list to mind. (#4 esp) Lifted from a Russian Jew. Link if you want the Russian or German version says... There are 10 reasons why I’m on the Israeli’s side in the Arabian – Israeli conflict. 1. In a conflict between drinkers and abstainers I take the side of the drinkers. 2. I’d prefer the regimes where the leader can be put in jail, as opposed to those where the leader can be only assassinated. 3. I’m taking the side of the people, who love jokes about themselves; I rank them above those, who are ready to kill in response to a joke or caricature. 4. I prefer women in military uniform to those in black bags. 5. I don’t want people who are waken up every morning to muezzin’s howling to triumph over those who know how to use alarm clock. 6. I have more sympathy to those, who when learned about their daughter’s adultery clasp their heart, not a knife. 7. I feel like a more rightful thing to pay a lot of money to part with wife, not to buy a wife. 8. No doubt, I better understand those who bury their killed children, not those who display their bodies all over TV. 9. I have more respect to the society exchanging several hundreds of enemies for one captive than those who disrespect themselves by willing to trade one thousand of their comrades for one enemy. 10. I want to live in the world where women and children are not getting killed. But when it still happens, let the law kick somebody’s asses, not let the jubilant crowd to dispense candy on the streets. ___________________________________________________________ speaking of pron, here's some rock pron from Saturday. Kyle leading the ground up FA Wet and Dirty at the Arena of Pleasure. Adam doing the GFA of 30 (6) feet of Pleasure at the Far Side. "Where a shovel on the rack is mandatory for the leader doing a ground up FA" Quote
mkporwit Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Can we get back to the part of the post that involved scantily clad women? I liked that much more. Here, I'll get us started: Quote
Dechristo Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Dude. Put a blonde wig on a sack of antlers. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Should be encouraged more.....I think I can almost see fur there. Israeli Bar Refaeli on the cover of the recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. link If you needed it, this is clearly one more reason to support Israel. You couldn't pierce those tits with a sabot round. Quote
Dechristo Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Should be encouraged more.....I think I can almost see fur there. Israeli Bar Refaeli on the cover of the recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. link If you needed it, this is clearly one more reason to support Israel. You couldn't pierce those tits with a sabot round. work, of any kind, is forbidden on the sabot. Quote
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