murraysovereign Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 (edited) "OC" as in "eight"? Good Gawd. Edited January 28, 2009 by murraysovereign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 it's only a short step from octuplets to squid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Should semi-automatic birth canals be banned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhöQ Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Should semi-automatic birth canals be banned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraysovereign Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Should semi-automatic birth canals be banned? Maybe not banned - after all, if birth canals were outlawed only outlaws would have birth canals, right? - but can't we require some sort of rudimentary operator's course, so they at least know how to engage the safety? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Maybe restricting those high-capacity uteri? Two shots should be plenty. Or convincing the man of the house that firing blanks feels just like real target shooting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 i don't know if that was semi-auto...sounds like an fully auto or at least 8 round burst mode. the army should take a look into this tech. but they'll need a way to affix bayonets and mount a scope/rangefinder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 My goggles are on. I'm going in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Isn't 7 or more called a "litter"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 She's gonna nbeed a shitload of wetnurses, either that or the tits of Artemis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 8 more Americans taking up the world's resources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 8 more Americans taking up the world's resources. Damn straight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 overpopulation - ur doin it right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stefan Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 overpopulation - ur doin it right and nobody aint taking it away from me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal_Con Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Already has 6 kids and lives with her parents CBS article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 The rumor is that Anjelina Jolie has already been in contact with the mother and is trying to secure the rights to daily blood transfusions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 To naturally give birth to Octuplets you'd need an Octopussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 To naturally give birth to Octuplets you'd need an Octopussy You've probably given birth to 8 or so avatars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 To naturally give birth to Octuplets you'd need an Octopussy Forget my semi-automatic analogy then. What you're describing is more like a Gatling gun. Also, if you would, forget about the octobirth for just a minute and describe the conception... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 8 kids? I would kill myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 8 kids? I would kill myself Nope. She had 6. Then gave birth to 8. Now she has 14! And she lives with her parents. I think there is somebody with way too many loose screws. At least she is available for all you single men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 8 kids? I would kill myself Nope. She had 6. Then gave birth to 8. Now she has 14! And she lives with her parents. I think there is somebody with way too many loose screws. At least she is available for all you single men. Why the f*** would someone with 6 kids be given *fertility treatment*. Does this exemplify what we have to look forward to -multiplied by an order of magnitude - with universal health care? linky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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