mythosgrl Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Right now her top bidder says he'll pay 3.7 million details... Quote
PhöQ Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 NICE! I remember something like this a few years back. Here it is, a nice adjunct to your post mythosgrl Young mans viginity on ebay Quote
denalidave Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Right now her top bidder says he'll pay 3.7 million details... I did not know prostitution was legal in California. Or, maybe she is she holding the auction somewhere that does have legalized prostitution? Quote
mythosgrl Posted January 15, 2009 Author Posted January 15, 2009 CNN said the event will take place at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada Quote
denalidave Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 CNN said the event will take place at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada That would make sense then. Quote
Hugh Conway Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 $3.7 million for that horse? You could get a foal that'll win the Kentucky derby for less. Quote
mythosgrl Posted January 15, 2009 Author Posted January 15, 2009 Yeah there must be some desperate, rich men out there Quote
olyclimber Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 i would want a legit signed doctor's statement validating the virginity before I would bet a red cent. plus i'm a really nice guy like the dude in superbad, so i'd make her save herself for when she was sober. Quote
klenke Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 But what if she's a he? Does the dude who wins the auction still have to pay...still have to "suck it up" and go through with it? Dude who wins the auction ought to read the fine print first. Dude! Quote
pc313 Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Well,i guess my $13 bid didn't win! "Oh well",for $50 a BJ or $500 all night you can get some good old white trash like this including around the world and tea bagging! Quote
pc313 Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Looks like she's into water sports. That might be extra! Quote
Hugh Conway Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 But what if she's a he? Does the dude who wins the auction still have to pay...still have to "suck it up" and go through with it? Dude who wins the auction ought to read the fine print first. Dude! This isn't Thailand. Yet. Quote
billcoe Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 I'd get in that pre-auction inspection line early if you're interested. Lets see, Flight to Thailand: $1400. Virgin a day program for 2 weeks at @$200 a day $2800 or just hire a beautiful pro for much much less. Food $64.40.....hummm, total $4264.44 or $3.7 million for a night (or 5-10 min perhaps).... Tough choice. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Well,i guess my $13 bid didn't win! "Oh well",for $50 a BJ or $500 all night you can get some good old white trash like this including around the world and tea bagging! that dude has a package and breast implants sickie Quote
jmace Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Right now her top bidder says he'll pay 3.7 million details... Those are some horse feet..no wonder she's a virgin..I dont even know which eye is lookin at me Quote
prole Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Right now her top bidder says he'll pay 3.7 million details... Those are some horse feet..no wonder she's a virgin..I dont even know which eye is lookin at me Hate to see what that big toenail would do, too. Damn thing's like a shaolin spade! Quote
billcoe Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Hate to see what that big toenail would do, too. Damn thing's like a shaolin spade! toenail...what toenail? Quote
prole Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 I don't think that appendage on the left can even be called a "foot". It's more like a flipper. Maybe she's from Waterworld. Quote
Fairweather Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) Maybe you could market that not-so-virgin arse pooper of yours at the Vancouver detention center and pay off those loans you're always bitchin' abooot, CAD? Edited January 17, 2009 by Fairweather Quote
sobo Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 "...I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal," Dylan told the paper. Hmmmm, she seems mighty proud of a motor that's (alledgedly) never been started before... Quote
Fairweather Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 (alledgedly) That's true, how will he know for sure? Is there a test that comes with a certificate? And how do we know she's not actually one of those second-rate "restored" virgins who's been surgically tightened? Twenty two years old is pretty suspect IMO, but it's interesting that supply and demand might actually work in reverse in instances like this. The supply of 18 year-old virgins is naturally higher--along with the price? Quote
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