Dechristo Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 The photo was obviously photoshopped. It's widely believed that Jesus never got that close to pussy. Quote
ivan Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 the red wine keg we rigged up for an easter party at my fraternity a few years back - betcha can't figure what we used for the papermache skin Quote
Dechristo Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 you guys could've been more creative in the use of the text in red. Quote
Dechristo Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Jesus got accused of that by the religious nuts of his day, too. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 I wonder how the suicide bombers are getting along with the Evangelicals up there. Quote
Serenity Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 http://www.apostatesofislam.com/media/stoning.htm Quote
PhöQ Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 http://www.apostatesofislam.com/media/stoning.htm I will choose to masturbate with sandpaper over my hands while watching old mountain biking videos from alpinist.com instead of watching the video... Quote
Hugh Conway Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 I wonder how the suicide bombers are getting along with the Evangelicals up there. The bombers are pissed the Evangelical virgins aren't really virgins and the Evangelical virgins are pissed because the bombers suck in the sack Quote
pc313 Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Ya,they were promised virgins but who's to say there not the same sex! Quote
Stefan Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 I wonder how the suicide bombers are getting along with the Evangelicals up there. Um. Dood. There is no one in heaven yet per Christian ideology. Please read: Second coming of Christ Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 (edited) OK, Father Flannigan, just where are all the stiffs being stored until then? Edited January 15, 2009 by tvashtarkatena Quote
Dechristo Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 I wonder how the suicide bombers are getting along with the Evangelicals up there. Um. Dood. There is no one in heaven yet per Christian ideology. Please read: Second coming of Christ Not so, John's Revelation saw "ALL the saints around the throne" while some were still corporate on Earth. It's a "realm without time thing" or, "how can you be two places at once when you're not anywhere at all". Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 The Catholics believe that the 'souls of the just' reside Way Up In Hebbin. The 2nd Coming Grand Opening date must be another one of those kooky Evangelical things. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 I learned that during my extensive monanistic training. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 (edited) you miss-spelled "onanistic". Or perhaps you didn't get the fairly obvious joke. Edited January 15, 2009 by tvashtarkatena Quote
STP Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 I don't want any of that old time religion. [video:youtube]dyMVZqJk8s4 Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Fuck that Tom Cruise/Yo Yo Ma shit. Unless that thing allows me to spatially interact with a holographic crack ho, I ain't interested. Quote
STP Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Oh you want yo mama. Here she is. [video:youtube]_0BDQ2s28iE Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 OK, I like the gender bender feature, but where's the Peter Frampton button? Quote
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