The_Rooster Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 HELLO!! Do you all know what thursday is?!?!? THAT'S RIGHT! It's TURKEY day! I want to make sure you all remember to have TURKEY, with all the trimmings! That's TURKEY! Accept no substitutes! GOT IT? TURKEY! TURKEY!! TURKEY!!!! :rocken: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I'm hitting up Kentucky Fried Chicken followed by a Chick-Fil-A mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) You gonna eat alla that? That's brain food, man. Edited November 26, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead." Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning in it with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 You gonna eat alla that? That's brain food, man. The line from Caddy Shack "are you going to eat that fat"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendershot Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I thought that was the Great Outdoors, when he ate the ol 69oz'er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 A couple of yahoos hit a deer and throw it in the back of the truck, but they don't have a knife to gut it. They stop at a roadhouse, borrow a knife, gut the kill, and dump the entrails in the outhouse, go back in, and proceed to drink. An hour later a cowboy staggers in through the door, white as a sheet. One of the yahoos says; "Boy, you look like you seen a ghost" "Worse...I jist shit my own guts out... the yahoos gasped ...but fer the grace a god and a good stick, I got 'em all back in agin!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I thought that was the Great Outdoors, when he ate the ol 69oz'er I think your right, in Caddy Shack it was judge Smells son who saids "are you gonna eat your fat"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 A couple of yahoos hit a deer and throw it in the back of the truck, but they don't have a knife to gut it. They stop at a roadhouse, borrow a knife, gut the kill, and dump the entrails in the outhouse, go back in, and proceed to drink. An hour later a cowboy staggers in through the door, white as a sheet. One of the yahoos says; "Boy, you look like you seen a ghost" "Worse...I jist shit my own guts out... the yahoos gasped ...but fer the grace a god and a good stick, I got 'em all back in agin!" Sick!! but could be ture,i mean your talking about Cowboys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 An alternative to tryptophan if you don't eat your turkey! (okay, I just wanted you to see my new commercial ) Got drugs? [video:youtube]AzK6MqVG_PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Don't lose your head over it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Mike, the headless chicken: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TamaraSlade Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I think it needs to be cooked til the legs fall off, and no head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The_Rooster Posted November 27, 2008 Author Share Posted November 27, 2008 ALRIGHT! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO TODAY, EVERYONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peakpimp Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Happy T-Day friends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
111 Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 I think I'll have a TurDucKen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkporwit Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 I think I'll have a TurDucKen! I think I'll have a TurBaconDucKen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 When we were slaughtering and plucking turkeys for Canadian Thanksgiving a month or so ago our freerange chickens were running around scavenging the scraps that fell on the ground. Those chickens are fucking cannibals, man. But once they stop laying its their turn! Chicken Burger and the Devil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Sorry big bird! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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