Second husband needed????

[kevbone]

Is this for real ?

[fenderfour]

I think Kevbone is cruising for a little strange.

[olyclimber]

that or kev placed the ad????

[kevbone]

I wonder.....the add does not indicate if they have to actually marry the lady?

[kevino]

I just sent them an e-mail so I'll let you know.

[tvashtarkatena]

Bone,

 

If you need a little help with the wife, you don't have to resort to Craigslist. Just post a few nudies and there are plenty of your good friends right here who'd be willing to give your relationship that little push from behind it seems to need.

[billcoe]

Quoted for posterity:

 

"2nd Hubby needed! - 38 (S.E. PDX)

Reply to: pers-859696747@craigslist.org [?]

Date: 2008-09-29, 10:13AM PDT

 

 

We are a happily married couple. we have decided that we would like to be a polyamorous couple with our own definitions and boundries. We would like to find a man to be what we would call "a second husband". This man would not have sexual contact with the husband but be friends with the husband. We would want an intimate connection between the wife and you. You would have your own residence but would be more than welcome to stay here on occasion or have the wife stay with you on occasion. You would not be required to be monogomous but are required to be honest. You are not expected to make a lifetime commitment, it is a "right" for right now situation, or for however long it lasts!

 

We are a fun, goofy, secure couple who are not about drama whatsoever!! We are into creativity, art, family, reading, various geeky pursuits, music, discussing religion, and humor.

 

She is 38 and he is 47. She is a very attractive BBW with shoulder-length dark hair. She is fun and easy to be with. Also, very sexual! But not into anything too wacky like pain, bondage, water sports or small furry creatures.

 

This may seem strange but life is too short to not enjoy it the exact way we want to! We guarantee no drama and we expect the same from you.

 

IF the above interests you, then please see if you meet the criteria below

 

Basically we need a 2nd husband with the following qualifiactions:

 

1/Has own residence but willing to stay here on occasion.

2/totally open and honest.

3/wants to have sex with our wife, and be into BBW's!

4/creative, liberal, open minded, intelligent, funny, not a Christian.

5/HWP and circumsized

6/between the ages of 30-50

 

We will need to see a face pic within the first couple of emails, and we will send pix also.

 

 

 

 

* Location: S.E. PDX

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

PostingID: 859696747"

[kevbone]

If you need a little help with the wife,

 

I am good in that area. I got the link from a friend....I have no idea why or how he found it. I thought is was funny and posted it here for a laugh.

[Stefan]

is this so the woman can have two people doing her "honey-do" list, so her lists can be done?

[olyclimber]

what has the link that your friend sent you that led you to be "good in that area"?

 

was it this link???

[Off_White]

I dunno, seems pretty straight forward to me. Whatever floats your boat: if you don't ask for what you want you're unlikely to get it.

 

 

[j_b]

After the 1950's 1 wage earner, the 80's 2 wage earner, this is the 3 wage earner household demanded by the new economy. If the trend is true, the future could be interesting.

[kevbone]

After the 1950's 1 wage earner, the 80's 2 wage earner, this is the 3 wage earner household demanded by the new economy. If the trend is true, the future could be interesting.

 

 

[General Zod]

After the 1950's 1 wage earner, the 80's 2 wage earner, this is the 3 wage earner household demanded by the new economy. If the trend is true, the future could be interesting.

 

I think it has less to do with family finances and more to do with wet slapping noises.

 

in case you missed it

 

Many nights, Rosenstiel said, he left his TV on as he went to sleep to block out moaning and slapping noises.

 

"Once in a while it sounds like a raccoon dying," Rosenstiel said.

 

 

 

[j_b]

"What's wrong with wet slapping noises?"

 

"Another case of too much government regulation that sunk a perfectly good business"

 

[/snark]

[ken4ord]

Is this for real ?

 

 

I am sure it is, and husband number 1 was probably not able to say no fucking way to his wife, cause when he grew up, his family didn't use the no word.