tvashtarkatena Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 STFU and watch my new slideshow, bitches. You'll need the sound on. Sweet Motion: North American Alpinism in 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 we gotta stay positive 8_sPVtZMrYk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 nothin' is more hip than Bing Crosby's "Accentuate the Positive". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 I'm serious! Me and Fairweather shared a heartfelt Christmas greeting to one another once. You can look it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hafilax Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 An atom walks into a bar looking totally depressed. His buddy asks "Why so down?". The atom responds "I've lost an electron.". The concerned friend inquires "Are you sure you've lost it?" to which the atom cries in anguish "Yes, I'm positive!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 8, 2008 Author Share Posted September 8, 2008 I'm serious! Me and Fairweather shared a heartfelt Christmas greeting to one another once. You can look it up! I don't have to. I maintain a database of everything Fairweather has ever written to anyone at my fingertips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 :lmao:"Something Positive I Did" by Trashtar. You're such a pathetic suck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 9, 2008 Author Share Posted September 9, 2008 :lmao:"Something Positive I Did" by Trashtar. You're such a pathetic suck up. ...except that I posted this before all the flying feathers concerning your last vital thread. But you knew that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 well it is a non-spray contribution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 :lmao:"Something Positive I Did" by Trashtar. You're such a pathetic suck up. ...except that I posted this before all the flying feathers concerning your last vital thread. But you knew that. Slurp, slurp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 :lmao:"Something Positive I Did" by Trashtar. You're such a pathetic suck up. can you do anything other than bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 9, 2008 Author Share Posted September 9, 2008 I actually have DNA sample of Fairweather, too. I'm culturing my very own Fairweather in the basement, but he isn't done yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 can you do anything other than my bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 :lmao:"Something Positive I Did" by Trashtar. You're such a pathetic suck up. can you do anything other than bitch? You mean like this? In other words, the perfect GOP pick for second in command; a fucking moron. Who installed your breasts? What would be so bad about letting the daughter get a little older and letting her get to know the sperm donor a little more before getting hitched? Oh, that's right, because otherwise it's a sin. None of this would have happened if only she was wearing a burka Bristol isn't really pregnant this time. She really is Trig's mother and when the McCain Camp found out that Sarah had pretended to be pregnant and falsely claimed the child to be her own, the McCain's invented this new pregnancy to quell the rumors. News sources are reporting that the "child" is a product of incest. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Sorry. She is fodder now. Her mother knew it going into the acceptance speech. What else do you expect from a secessionist. One has to have a defective brain to be a republican these days. They're just wrong on everything. Nobody even brought up the pictures of Bristol drinking the Captain Morgans....Her little kiddo is gonna be named Morgan...cuz she's got a little captain in her... Well, if she picks up cocaine and sticks with the booze, 20 years and she'll be the Prez... Can you say "teen bukkake???" Long term consequences of actions mean nothing to a young kid who wants to fuck. irony is funny hilarious means funny the palin daughter is preggo thang is ironic so the palin daughter preggo thang is hilarious gotta give the stupid award to bristol on this one... gary's a tool, but a 17 year old who can't figger out birthcontrol is a fuckin' moron i think he's trying to throw the election...or he wants in Palin's pants... There are photos on the net that show Bristol Palin and her friends holding alcohol but so far no drugs. Did her Mom And Dad know or care that she was a party girl? "One day you're awkwardly humping away in a backseat after the hockey game; the next you're standing next to the presumptive Republican presidential nominee at his party's convention. Looks like McCain's got 'em a big ole chaw tucked in his cheek...or a giant tumor...or a vestigial twin emerging. Oh be fair now, this young mans dreams of "I don't want kids" and being a "fuckin redneck" are now shattered because he made the mistake of pulling the goalie. That is so f*kin' redneck! It's exciting to see republicans finally sucking McCock. She may win the election but she will also denigrate the process once again. republicunts republicunts "republicunts!" Hey man, lay off Hot Lips. She's hot. Way hotter than Mitt Romney. I'll bet she looks good in a blue dress. Hmmmmmmm.... you have a very old man, and (well, not to be crass, but frankly speaking) a MILF FROM ALASKA! Damn!! Kind of cute, until she had five kids, and decided that she was a Republican... All I see is "country dough face".... Funny...where's the 5th kid? Guess the mongoloid and 'pro-life politics' don't mix. Nobody should refer to her as a MILF, but in this case a GILF. Dude, that place is like oatmeal . . . lumpy, bland, and grey. The guy has malignant melanoma, and apparently his brain is going because he could not remember how many houses he has. That and all of the other stressors involved with destroying humanity means that statistically he is going to die very very soon. As for that women... she should just drive her ATV off a cliff. the repugnicans are fucking crusading kooks...i wish they'd just drink the koolade already... I thought Hot Lips' speech was great, she looks smoking hot with those glasses on. She reminds me of a high school friend's hot mom! No she's not going to be the president unless McDumbshit wins the election then kicks the bucket in office. She is an example of McDumbshit's decision making ability. It makes him look dumber than the idiot he already was. she has assigned the job of family management to her husband. apparently she needed to hire someone else for the job Lets see.....she allowed her teenage daughter to be alone with her boyfriend where he fucked her. Good managing. McCain doesn't look like he's going to make it through the next 5 minutes much less a presidential term. you don't lose your girlfriend in Alaska, just your turn... Maybe her son was just jealous because she was exploiting Bristol to score all the political points. "Pork my daughter and meet the next president on national TV" Also remember that little thing called slavery? good enough for palin i guess. That was money well spent! She looked like a cross between the mother on Bewitched and Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS. Not all retards are evil!! At least she's not a Proud Injun. Soooo, we're supposed to admire her cuz she's got two dumb kids? The disenfranchised Hillary set is really going to flock to a militant pro-life, NRAtard, polar bear killing driller like Palin . . . Good choice John. It will also draw that aging Dungeons and Dragons constituency that has lost Ron Paul. It all depends on how shes "polling" right now I bet she was knocked up by Cheney's daughter!! Nice airbrushed mascara though. LYING SACK OF SHIT..... As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine Bristol didn't have much experience, and she got the job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 9, 2008 Author Share Posted September 9, 2008 Hey, I just got a mass emailing from the DNC and Fairweather's repostings are quoted in it! He really did send it in! Rocketing down the Super Information Highway at the Speed of Bidness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 9, 2008 Author Share Posted September 9, 2008 (edited) The cool thing about my incomplete pet Fairweather is that, although it still looks pretty much like a turd, it's very self entertaining and therefore little trouble. Give it a disconnected keyboard and Hilary doll and it's in hog heaven. Edited September 9, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 The cool thing about my incomplete pet Fairweather is that, although he still looks pretty much like a turd still, he's very self entertaining and therefore little trouble. Give him a disconnected keyboard and Hilary doll and it's in hog heaven. he kinda reminds me off the late great bill hicks comments regarding rush limbaugh "it started with the words 'scat-muncher' and it went from there" 6F7Q7BkAbCk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 :lmao:"Something Positive I Did" by Trashtar. You're such a pathetic suck up. can you do anything other than bitch? You mean like this? In other words, the perfect GOP pick for second in command; a fucking moron. Who installed your breasts? What would be so bad about letting the daughter get a little older and letting her get to know the sperm donor a little more before getting hitched? Oh, that's right, because otherwise it's a sin. None of this would have happened if only she was wearing a burka Bristol isn't really pregnant this time. She really is Trig's mother and when the McCain Camp found out that Sarah had pretended to be pregnant and falsely claimed the child to be her own, the McCain's invented this new pregnancy to quell the rumors. News sources are reporting that the "child" is a product of incest. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Sorry. She is fodder now. Her mother knew it going into the acceptance speech. What else do you expect from a secessionist. One has to have a defective brain to be a republican these days. They're just wrong on everything. Nobody even brought up the pictures of Bristol drinking the Captain Morgans....Her little kiddo is gonna be named Morgan...cuz she's got a little captain in her... Well, if she picks up cocaine and sticks with the booze, 20 years and she'll be the Prez... Can you say "teen bukkake???" Long term consequences of actions mean nothing to a young kid who wants to fuck. irony is funny hilarious means funny the palin daughter is preggo thang is ironic so the palin daughter preggo thang is hilarious gotta give the stupid award to bristol on this one... gary's a tool, but a 17 year old who can't figger out birthcontrol is a fuckin' moron i think he's trying to throw the election...or he wants in Palin's pants... There are photos on the net that show Bristol Palin and her friends holding alcohol but so far no drugs. Did her Mom And Dad know or care that she was a party girl? "One day you're awkwardly humping away in a backseat after the hockey game; the next you're standing next to the presumptive Republican presidential nominee at his party's convention. Looks like McCain's got 'em a big ole chaw tucked in his cheek...or a giant tumor...or a vestigial twin emerging. Oh be fair now, this young mans dreams of "I don't want kids" and being a "fuckin redneck" are now shattered because he made the mistake of pulling the goalie. That is so f*kin' redneck! It's exciting to see republicans finally sucking McCock. She may win the election but she will also denigrate the process once again. republicunts republicunts "republicunts!" Hey man, lay off Hot Lips. She's hot. Way hotter than Mitt Romney. I'll bet she looks good in a blue dress. Hmmmmmmm.... you have a very old man, and (well, not to be crass, but frankly speaking) a MILF FROM ALASKA! Damn!! Kind of cute, until she had five kids, and decided that she was a Republican... All I see is "country dough face".... Funny...where's the 5th kid? Guess the mongoloid and 'pro-life politics' don't mix. Nobody should refer to her as a MILF, but in this case a GILF. Dude, that place is like oatmeal . . . lumpy, bland, and grey. The guy has malignant melanoma, and apparently his brain is going because he could not remember how many houses he has. That and all of the other stressors involved with destroying humanity means that statistically he is going to die very very soon. As for that women... she should just drive her ATV off a cliff. the repugnicans are fucking crusading kooks...i wish they'd just drink the koolade already... I thought Hot Lips' speech was great, she looks smoking hot with those glasses on. She reminds me of a high school friend's hot mom! No she's not going to be the president unless McDumbshit wins the election then kicks the bucket in office. She is an example of McDumbshit's decision making ability. It makes him look dumber than the idiot he already was. she has assigned the job of family management to her husband. apparently she needed to hire someone else for the job Lets see.....she allowed her teenage daughter to be alone with her boyfriend where he fucked her. Good managing. McCain doesn't look like he's going to make it through the next 5 minutes much less a presidential term. you don't lose your girlfriend in Alaska, just your turn... Maybe her son was just jealous because she was exploiting Bristol to score all the political points. "Pork my daughter and meet the next president on national TV" Also remember that little thing called slavery? good enough for palin i guess. That was money well spent! She looked like a cross between the mother on Bewitched and Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS. Not all retards are evil!! At least she's not a Proud Injun. Soooo, we're supposed to admire her cuz she's got two dumb kids? The disenfranchised Hillary set is really going to flock to a militant pro-life, NRAtard, polar bear killing driller like Palin . . . Good choice John. It will also draw that aging Dungeons and Dragons constituency that has lost Ron Paul. It all depends on how shes "polling" right now I bet she was knocked up by Cheney's daughter!! Nice airbrushed mascara though. LYING SACK OF SHIT..... As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine Bristol didn't have much experience, and she got the job done. the thing is, none of that is bitching - it's humor, albeit a bunch of it crappy attempts at it - its not the same shit about how anyone who doesn't want to suck republican cock is a deluded cumguzzler and oh, by the way, we're going to win! nanny-nanny-poo-poo! i could give a shit what your politics are, just make it funny... and the burka quote was fucking awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Hey "the weth" quoted me a couple of times, how sic is that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 9, 2008 Author Share Posted September 9, 2008 And therein lies the rub. FW and others, on both sides, haven't yet gotten the clue that this is primarily the HUMOR section of CC.com. Above all, one must at least make an attempt at humor. For those somehow unwilling or incapable of mustering a sense of humor, there must be thousands of other venues; analfissure.org, varicocele.net, rodentiaenthusiast.com, well, the list must be practically endless, where posters can indulge themselves in indignation without becoming an amusement for a bunch of elitist intellectual overlords who don't take a forum named after male feline discharge quite so seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 i saw a video of a lion spraying himself once - holy fuck! - humans would be a hell of a lot more interesting if they swapped cologne for pissing a fine mist all over themselves, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 I was hoping this was a group suicide thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 rodentiaenthusiast.com True dat. While I find the above site vile and tasteless, I still keep going back over and over again to it. What is wrong with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 I was hoping this was a group suicide thread it is, we just didn't want to start without you hugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 I was hoping this was a group suicide thread Something like this, Sicko? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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