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i'm sure that if you asked real nice and all pink would be happy to take you and your extraordinary hot ass climbing and teach you a thing or two

 

 

does that mean it's over minx :crazy:

 

its about fuckin time. fuck finally another chick for you to annoy. can we find one for kevbone too???

 

i don't know if darisass can scrub floors like you though.

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you should have posted a pic of your front side.

 

hard muscular chest=delicious

 

He don't look like any more...hahaha poor pink.

And don't you fret once my battery charges I'll have one up asap. pink i think you saw the whole deal in J-tree didnt you? at the indian sweat lodge

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well we can all thank pink chalk for spoiling the fun.

 

okay sister... I dont sit around at home all day self photographing various parts of my body. You want photos of ass, find someone else to catch your bait. and while you are waiting (trolling), post one of yourself so we can get our jollys off. Til then, I am working late so I can afford to pay for my ultimate dream instead of bitching here on this thread like yourself.

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i'm sure that if you asked real nice and all pink would be happy to take you and your extraordinary hot ass climbing and teach you a thing or two

 

 

does that mean it's over minx :crazy:

 

its about fuckin time. fuck finally another chick for you to annoy. can we find one for kevbone too???

 

i don't know if darisass can scrub floors like you though.

 

anyone who scrubs floors doesn't scrub them like i do

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i'm sure that if you asked real nice and all pink would be happy to take you and your extraordinary hot ass climbing and teach you a thing or two

 

 

does that mean it's over minx :crazy:

 

its about fuckin time. fuck finally another chick for you to annoy. can we find one for kevbone too???

 

i don't know if darisass can scrub floors like you though.

 

anyone who scrubs floors doesn't scrub them like i do

 

you proly got your boy toy doing all the chores.

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Come on folks, she's serious and want to know about food and climbing performance. Get on track here.

 

The real trick is not what you eat, but an adequate number of herbal colonics. Peak performance comes from having a colonic after every two leads. It only takes about 5 minutes, but leaves you feeling ready for more. Ask any of the hardcore climbers here, they'll agree.

 

As a matter of fact, a few minutes on this site will yield you pictures of shit on rock platters and many accounts of mid-lead elimination. Beer and cheap burritos the night before seems to lead to the most successful climbs.

 

Any other questions?

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By the way, what kind of food is the best to take on long distance hikes?

 

not food love. BEER! a good hearty Ale will do the trick. Or for more calories go for a hefty porter. mmm. Monkey face porter is decent. very chocolaty.

you can also pack along hardboiled eggs.but they DON'T meet the perks of packing beer. Infact take everything out of your pack and in its place put beer and water.

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AH dam it was deffinetly a proud moment in my life. walking outa the hut naked. doin the catwalk twirl with headlamps shined on the greek god like body.

 

Pink_Chalk. lets go!!! i'm game, I don't start work for another two weeks. plenty of time

 

 

down aussie , down.

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Since everyone is trying their absolute hardest to provoke a reaction from me, allow me to provide some (even further) clarification.

1. I have no car. Therefore I have no convenient means of transportation. In order to climb, I have to kind of get to my outdoor destinations of choice. As a result, most times I'm stuck wanting to go on adventures but realizing that (gasp!!) I have no way to get there!!! Which makes it essential that I meet people and organize trips with them.

2. If I could, I would do this on my own. I would get out there, practice and climb until I die of exhaustion because I freaking LOVE it so much. I live for it, and being stuck in school is not making me a very happy camper.

3. I do not get along with people too well, and I am kind of a shy person, so I view this forum as a way in which I could get my word out there and maybe get in touch with some people in my area or nearby that want to organize trips. As long as we have a shared purpose(to climb mountains), I can get along with people just fine. Also, the biggest point to me posting in this forum is to get advice and suggestions. I know its stupid to meet random strangers and then venture out into the middle of wilderness with them, but my objective is to organize trips with small expedition teams(4-5 members). That way if one of them ends up being some creepy weirdo sort, chances are some other people in the group will intervene and protect me. I have no intention or desire to venture out with some random stranger alone. Also, I usually meet any potential climbing buddies locally so I can get to know them, discuss plans with them, and go for a run to see where we both stand in terms of fitness ability, before I proceed further.

4. I will never actually go travel to meet some stranger who is not local and who offers climbing opportunities. Because think of it logically, what makes me think that I upon meeting this "helpful/generous" guy, that he wont have entirely different motives in mind. And I can just see myself now, eager to go tackle some peaks, and instead I get a sly evil pervy grin from him and the single remark "well, lets drive to my house so we can have sex" yea, real pleasant situation!!

 

5. I am not faking anything, this is not a joke. And please do not compare me to stupid pathetic flakers like that cindy whatever chick. I have no idea who the hell she is and have no interest in hearing about her aimless attemps to seduce some random dudes on this site. The objective is extremely crystal clear for me and let me spell it out for you: I WANT TO CLIMB MOUNTAINS. If you ever want to meet up with me, that is all you will ever hear or get from me. I mean, you have to be kidding me??? I am DEAD SET determined, focused and do not play around with me on here, as I am not trying to do so to others. Ever since about 5 years ago, I have set off on local adventures by myself, wandering the central coast rocky and rugged beaches during times of low tide for extremely long distances, oftentimes all day-and oftentimes requiring some rock climbing ability just to get from one beach to the next one. I have hiked and jogged and scrambled my way up multiple local mountains, gone on 9 mile runs regularly(I just started this about 3 months ago and currently suffering from a knee injury), wandering very long stretches of sandy beaches, exploring distant locations that take hours of stomping through the sand and up high dunes, and basically strenghtening and strenghtening myself even further because I know this is ESSENTIAL for my future mountaineering goals. I love every moment that I am out there, but at this point in my life I am looking for more challenge and want to start learning how to successfully perform and complete the more technical routes that involve gear use. Instruction and demonstration and practice come into play here. Meeting more experiencing climbers provides a very good opportunity to not only connect with fellow enthusiasts, but to gain the valuable knowledge and skill required for this sport at a lower cost, than to say, enroll in classes. The oftentimes structured nature of official outdoor courses do not appeal to me. They are valuable, but I want to just be out there not having to wait around for other (sometimes more weak participants) before I get my turn. And then if the desire seizes me, I want to just do as I please and run off and try my hand at some other route or trail and to increase my pace as desired without having to be shouted at that I can't "break away from the group". I know this may appear contradictory, that I am both looking to create expedition groups, and that I want to do things my way. I understand that enrolling in classes would be a good opportunity to meet people that are a good match to my strength and ability, but they cost unecessary amounts of money when I can get the same type of instruction from more experienced climbers who I can go on trips with.

 

6. At this time, I have signed up for a trip to climb Mt. San Gorgonio through outdoorsclub.org. I have been keeping in touch with the trip coordinator and he seems to be very helpful about it. Also I will get at least SOME winter climbing experience before I try to advance to more difficult tasks, such as Mt. Shasta and others.

I also plan to go to the local outdoors gear store called REI sometime this week to learn more about winter climbing gear, to discuss what gear would be needed for a safe climb, and for other just general discussions about weather conditions, and see what recommendations they give me.

My school offers some outdoor adventure trips, but they are pretty wussie and too easy. Honestly. I have tried to go over and talk to them to suggest trips that could be organized for more experienced hikers like me, but they seem to not listen and not care much for what I have to say. I am an experienced hiker, but I have not done any winter climbing, and I want to get into climbing higher and higher mountains.

 

None of the above story is fabricated, I am a genuine honest person with a true passion, trying to do what I can to make my dream a possiblity.

Also, the whole "ultimate dream" thing is obviously used for the whole "rhetoric effect" purpose to exaggerate my point in order to bring attention to it....

And I am studying Philosophy, I am a rare breed of the intellectual/adventurer sort. Try to find one of those around!! You wont!

Anyone read all this shit? I didn't make it past #2.

 

No wonder you don't get along with people. You are fucking boring.

OMFG! :tup::lmao::tup::lmao::tup::lmao::tup::lmao::tup::lmao:

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I guess you'll have to wait and see wontcha! ;) Ask Kevin, he knows I will. I mooned him and his wife one day when I saw them driving on I-5. I was w/ a friend riding shotgun. Classic.

 

Yes its true....I have seen jens ass. And......for all you non believer's out there.....she WILL do it.

 

 

Now this is good spray

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I guess you'll have to wait and see wontcha! ;) Ask Kevin, he knows I will. I mooned him and his wife one day when I saw them driving on I-5. I was w/ a friend riding shotgun. Classic.

 

Yes its true....I have seen jens ass. And......for all you non believer's out there.....she WILL do it.

 

 

Now this is good spray

 

what else have you seen kevbone ;)

 

and what took you so long :/

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