Laziest invention

[kevbone]

I say it has to be the remote for your TV. OR an escalator. What do you think?

[tvashtarkatena]

The keyboard.

 

 

[kevbone]

The keyboard? How so?

[tvashtarkatena]

Don't be so lazy. It'll come to you.

Edited November 28, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[kevbone]

Would you prefer talking into a mic?

[ivan]

"digital sex!"

 

"i still jerk off manually"

[Couloir]

The Sybian.

[Hendershot]

The drive thru.

[G-spotter]

Central heating. Think of all the wood you don't have to chop to stay warm!

[kevbone]

The drive thru.

 

Clever

[iciclespyder]

the car

[ClimbingPanther]

the escalator.

 

elevators are good for handicapped people, but escalators remove the pesky process of step ascending & descending purely for the able-bodied.

[iciclespyder]

The drive thru.

 

Clever

 

it's the fattest invention also.

[archenemy]

The microwave. I hate those fucking things. I will never, ever, ever own one.

[archenemy]

And the TV show.

 

Why would anyone be so damn lazy as to watch other fake peoples' fake lives rather than go out and live their own real life?

 

Baffling.

[ericb]

golf cart?

[archenemy]

bread machines. Hate em.

 

Roll some dough and put it in the oven.

[ivan]

iron-lung

[archenemy]

And dishwashers.

 

When I redid my kitchen I took that fucker out. Still plumbed it and readied it so that the next lazy asshole who buys my house can put it in so they don't have to actually scrub anything. You'd think someone that lazy would just eat off paper plates.

[archenemy]

iron-lung

I just laughed out loud.

[G-spotter]

FACT: Hunter-gatherers enjoy the most free/leisure time of any human societies.

 

Therefore, modern society appears to be a vast labour-inducing device.

[archenemy]

Hunting and gathering ARE my leisure time activities.

[Choada_Boy]

You're all wrong. It's the Internet. I don't even have think any more, I can just look it up on Wikipedia.

[builder206]

And dishwashers.

 

When I redid my kitchen I took that fucker out...You'd think someone that lazy would just eat off paper plates.

 

Wow…she owns a rifle, hand-washes dishes, hates TV…and those pumpkins! ooh la la, archenemy, can I stalk you? You have aced my cupid settings!

 

Need help deciding? My shoe size is 12 extra wide, if you get my meaning.

[builder206]

Oh, laziest invention: airplanes. If you can chop your own kindling, wash your own dishes, walk everywhere rather than drive, then you can just flap your arms to go cross-country.