Bumper stickers

[kevbone]

I saw a provocative bumper stickers yesterday. It read….

 

“If you are reading this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier”.

 

Interesting.

 

I made up a bumper sticker when I was 14 years old. I grew up around muscle cars with big engines.

 

I wanted it to read…..

 

“the difference between a mans toy and a boys toy is…….. about 4000 RPM”

 

[Seahawks]

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[archenemy]

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Due to my diet, I am eating snappeas for lunch. It is possible that one just got lodged in my nostril!

[tvashtarkatena]

“If you are reading this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier”.

 

Yeah, cuz without soldiers, we'd still be British, and you'd have to read it in British.

 

 

I made up a bumper sticker when I was 14 years old. I grew up around muscle cars with big engines.

 

Dood, you grew up in the age of K cars. I grew up in the age of muscle cars...

 

...although I drove a Beetle.

[SmallShoes]

"When I die, I want to pass away in my sleep painlessly like my grandfather. Not like that guy behind me whose passengers are screaming 'Quit reading that really long bumpersticker and watch the road!'"

[kevbone]

“If you are reading this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier”.

 

Yeah, cuz without soldiers, we'd still be British, and you'd have to read it in British.

 

 

I made up a bumper sticker when I was 14 years old. I grew up around muscle cars with big engines.

 

Dood, you grew up in the age of K cars. I grew up in the age of muscle cars...

 

...although I drove a Beetle.

 

Dude .....have you ever tried to read in british...its hard.

[billcoe]

Heres 2.

 

#1 - if you are going to ride my ass

at least pull my hair.

 

#2) (Tagged on a large SUV) I SUCK ARAB GASS. the G was a lighter color, so it read like "I SUCK ARAB ASS"

[kevbone]

I like the ones that say "go fuck yourself".

[RuMR]

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[kevbone]

GO FUCK YOURSELF

 

We are men right....that means we fuck ourselves at least once a day.

[RuMR]

plus we are married...so more than once a day...

[kevbone]

Just saw this.....

 

"I love my country, but am afraid of my government"

[Kat_Roslyn]

Just because I sleep with you doesn't mean I'll ski with you.

[i_like_sun]

I wish my homework were asexual so it would do itself.......

[sk]

[quote=tvashtarkatena I grew up in the age of muscle cars...

 

...although I drove a Beetle.

 

this explains so much about you

[tvashtarkatena]

I grew up in the age of muscle cars...

 

...although I drove a Beetle.

 

this explains so much about you

 

I'm not sure how much it does or doesn't explain Red Dye #9, but at least it gives a certain feaux redhead yet another opportunity to use her favorite emoticon.

Edited May 5, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[i_like_sun]

Hey, asshole, I like Muffy's emoticons!

[tvashtarkatena]

Well, I wouldn't want to get in the way of your workin' it.

[i_like_sun]

Thanks.

[kevbone]

Thanks.

 

 

This is a bumper sticker?

[i_like_sun]

Yes. And, by the way so is "Yes".

[i_like_sun]

Just saw this.....

 

"I love my country, but am afraid of my government"

 

 

What about:

 

"I love the land, but hate and fear the country"

[kevbone]

Smarty...

[Kraken]

I saw one the other day at a trailhead that said

"Give 'em the old reach around. They really love that shit!"

[EWolfe]

Are you so new you can't simply revive a thread that has been posted on less than 6 months ago?

 

search functions are cool

 

Oh, I forgot.

 

It's a brave new world for you. Carry on.