kevbone Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 I saw a provocative bumper stickers yesterday. It read…. “If you are reading this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier”. Interesting. I made up a bumper sticker when I was 14 years old. I grew up around muscle cars with big engines. I wanted it to read….. “the difference between a mans toy and a boys toy is…….. about 4000 RPM” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Bumper sticker thread was used two months ago. Please add to thread Template. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Bumper sticker thread was used two months ago. Please add to thread Template. Due to my diet, I am eating snappeas for lunch. It is possible that one just got lodged in my nostril! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 “If you are reading this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier”. Yeah, cuz without soldiers, we'd still be British, and you'd have to read it in British. I made up a bumper sticker when I was 14 years old. I grew up around muscle cars with big engines. Dood, you grew up in the age of K cars. I grew up in the age of muscle cars... ...although I drove a Beetle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallShoes Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 "When I die, I want to pass away in my sleep painlessly like my grandfather. Not like that guy behind me whose passengers are screaming 'Quit reading that really long bumpersticker and watch the road!'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 4, 2007 Author Share Posted May 4, 2007 “If you are reading this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier”. Yeah, cuz without soldiers, we'd still be British, and you'd have to read it in British. I made up a bumper sticker when I was 14 years old. I grew up around muscle cars with big engines. Dood, you grew up in the age of K cars. I grew up in the age of muscle cars... ...although I drove a Beetle. Dude .....have you ever tried to read in british...its hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Heres 2. #1 - if you are going to ride my ass at least pull my hair. #2) (Tagged on a large SUV) I SUCK ARAB GASS. the G was a lighter color, so it read like "I SUCK ARAB ASS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 4, 2007 Author Share Posted May 4, 2007 I like the ones that say "go fuck yourself". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 GO FUCK YOURSELF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 4, 2007 Author Share Posted May 4, 2007 GO FUCK YOURSELF We are men right....that means we fuck ourselves at least once a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 plus we are married...so more than once a day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 4, 2007 Author Share Posted May 4, 2007 Just saw this..... "I love my country, but am afraid of my government" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat_Roslyn Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Just because I sleep with you doesn't mean I'll ski with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 I wish my homework were asexual so it would do itself....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 [quote=tvashtarkatena I grew up in the age of muscle cars... ...although I drove a Beetle. this explains so much about you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 (edited) I grew up in the age of muscle cars... ...although I drove a Beetle. this explains so much about you I'm not sure how much it does or doesn't explain Red Dye #9, but at least it gives a certain feaux redhead yet another opportunity to use her favorite emoticon. Edited May 5, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Hey, asshole, I like Muffy's emoticons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Well, I wouldn't want to get in the way of your workin' it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 Thanks. This is a bumper sticker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Yes. And, by the way so is "Yes". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Just saw this..... "I love my country, but am afraid of my government" What about: "I love the land, but hate and fear the country" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 Smarty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraken Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 I saw one the other day at a trailhead that said "Give 'em the old reach around. They really love that shit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Are you so new you can't simply revive a thread that has been posted on less than 6 months ago? search functions are cool Oh, I forgot. It's a brave new world for you. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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