carolyn Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Please say it isn't Toprope Disease!!!! :lmao: I sure hope thats not what it is/was. I've heard its contagious! Welcome back Oly. I hope your recovery is smooth! Enjoy the drugs. Quote
The_Rooster Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Please say it isn't Toprope Disease!!!! I sure hope thats not what it is/was. I've heard its contagious! Or bird flu...that could also be a problem. Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 i made it out of the hospital! ways to go still though. time for the meds. sickie Nice, just in time for Sausagefest :tup: Quote
mtn_mouse Posted March 29, 2007 Posted March 29, 2007 Please say it isn't Toprope Disease!!!! I sure hope thats not what it is/was. I've heard its contagious! Or bird flu...that could also be a problem. That's nothing compared to HANTAVIRUS. Quote
Dechristo Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 That's no joking matter, Mighty Louse! If you'll think about something/someone, other than yourself, for more than a mouse-turd's length of time, it may dawn inside your black walnut-shell-sized skull that this, indeed, may be his secondary and ostensible malady. We're talking about Oly, here. Only he, and his strange Gods, know what he may do with an elbow (his) and a small, live rodent. This, of course, involves his primary malady. Quote
EWolfe Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Glad to hear you are doing better, Oly. Big Baller in the hizzouse!!! Erik Quote
Alpinfox Posted April 4, 2007 Author Posted April 4, 2007 Hey everybody, I just heard that Porter's occupational therapy is progressing well - he can nearly jerk off with his left arm now! Keep up the good work baller! Quote
AlpineK Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 Right on! I was pretty happy when I could return to that. Sitting in the hospital without that ability sucks. Quote
olyclimber Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 "Nearly" doesn't mean being actually able to do it...so i'm not "out of the woods" yet. At one point in ICU I weighed 234. I just got weighed in a check up and I'm down to 191 now. With the wasting away while waiting for my arm to heal, I'll be down to sport climbing weight. Quote
Alpinfox Posted April 4, 2007 Author Posted April 4, 2007 The ideal masturbation conditions are rapidly... coming. Quote
archenemy Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 At least he'd loose a few more ounces. Jeezus, 234? Don't tell RumR, he'll give you shit about that forever. Quote
olyclimber Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 i'll be shedding pounds once i get out of the woods. at 234 i was pretty much the michelin man. Quote
G-spotter Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 234? Were you retaining fluids or was there an alien baby implanted in your intestine? Quote
olyclimber Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 they pumped me full of fluids when i was doing my near death thingy. apparently that a part of the fun for that roller coaster ride. it was pretty gross, as my whole body blew up like a balloon, and then i spent about 2 weeks peeing it off once my kidneys started working again. Quote
G-spotter Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 You should have told them you had rabies. They would have given you ketamine Quote
mvs Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 Holy crap, that is scary! I'm glad you are getting better. Mmmm...nurse fantasies... Quote
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