NTM Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/homepage/abox/article_1596265.php?tftf Quote
Couloir Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 The bigger question is who got her pregnant? And how? Quote
archenemy Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 No kidding. That is worse than a black sheep breeding program. Quote
G-spotter Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 I wonder how much beer she drank while she didn't know she was pregnant. Quote
olyclimber Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 yeah, but her with her body weight she might need to drink 2.5 kegs in order to get a buzz Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 This happened to a young woman who used to work in the document control department at Fluke up in Everett when I was still an employee of that establishment. She was overweight, for sure, but not exactly the great fat pie wagon depicted in the article above. Apparently, surprise births are more common that one might think. Â That very same year, one of our IT engineers broadcast an email that he was going to become a woman. He dressed like a woman (a requirement for the surgery) for a year before taking the plunge. The company built a 'special needs' bathroom for him due to complaints from several women who didn't want to share the loo with a still biological man. For those of you contemplating this change of life; men's size 12 pumps are extremely difficult to find. Â It was just one of those great years at the office where everything seems to happen at once. Quote
RogerJ Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Well now, I guess I am pretty much lost all reason to go home and complain about the people I work with. Â -r Quote
ivan Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 my second year of teaching one of my students went missing for a couple of months w/ no explanation - one day she showed back up again - hey, where you been? - oh, i just had a baby - oh? (the girl was a tanker for sure, and 15 years old to boot, but man, i thought i woulda noticed something - shit, i gotta say something to ease the social tension!) - wow, that must be very hard, being so young and having to take care of a kid and go to school at the same time - oh, it'll be alright, i've done it before, this is my second kid! Â looking around my room at that moment as she pointed out her baby's-daddy, i suddenly came to understand how so many hideously ugly females can get pregnant - there's no shortage of equally homely guys either Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Land a white trash teen couple on Mars and in 100 years the place will be terraformed and fully population for you...but you won't want to go there anymore. Quote
G-spotter Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 You mama so fat she didn't even know she was knocked up witchoo. Quote
Mr_Phil Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 looking around my room at that moment as she pointed out her baby's-daddy, i suddenly came to understand how so many hideously ugly females can get pregnant - there's no shortage of equally homely guys either How many kids you got? Quote
archenemy Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Coming to a school district near you Why does he keep saying that "The Universe is not as old as we've been told". DOesn't the Bible teach that the Universe and God have been around for an eternity? Maybe I misunderstood. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 A quote from the GodTube video: Â "Just when you look at things logically around us, it makes no sense" Â For a God's chosen few, no truer words were ever spoken. Quote
ivan Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 looking around my room at that moment as she pointed out her baby's-daddy, i suddenly came to understand how so many hideously ugly females can get pregnant - there's no shortage of equally homely guys either How many kids you got? watchu'mean? Â Quote
Dechristo Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 Land a white trash teen couple on Mars and in 100 years the place will be terraformed and fully population for you...but you won't want to go there anymore. Quote
ivan Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 looking around my room at that moment as she pointed out her baby's-daddy, i suddenly came to understand how so many hideously ugly females can get pregnant - there's no shortage of equally homely guys either How many kids you got? watchu'mean? anyone speak kraut? can't figure why my sweet pic of cletus and his honey got replaced by bart but figure there's somethign to his secret code Quote
archenemy Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 Is Klaven somebody on that show? Â I think it says "I may not ULOC with klaven" Â Sorry, that's as close as I can get. Quote
G-spotter Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 looking around my room at that moment as she pointed out her baby's-daddy, i suddenly came to understand how so many hideously ugly females can get pregnant - there's no shortage of equally homely guys either How many kids you got? watchu'mean? anyone speak kraut? can't figure why my sweet pic of cletus and his honey got replaced by bart but figure there's somethign to his secret code  it probably cause you are stealing bandwidth, you thief! Quote
RogerJ Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 I think it says "I may not ULOC with klaven"   Here's a clue  -r Quote
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