kevbone Posted February 7, 2007 Posted February 7, 2007 i should've posted a diagram! Just don't post your diaphram. Oh...please show us a pic! Quote
layton Posted February 7, 2007 Posted February 7, 2007 a million more words a day than men? whoa! that's a lot of talking. Quote
Seahawks Posted February 7, 2007 Author Posted February 7, 2007 (edited) a million more words a day than men? whoa! that's a lot of talking. Written by a woman what you expect. Heard somewhere its around 60-75k for women and 30k for men. I'm sure someone here knows. They all have the highest IQ's here. Edited February 7, 2007 by Seahawks Quote
archenemy Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 What the fuck do these women say to guys? A million words? I find that two usually do the trick. "Why" and "Yes" pretty much cover all situations. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) I'm sure someone here knows. They all have the highest IQ's here. Well, not quite all. Edited February 8, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
kevbone Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 True, there can only be one. I vote for woman. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) You've got a boat, an astronaut, a preacher, a snafflecow, and a pitbull. All need to be ferried across the Grand Canyon. You can only take one at a time, but you can't leave the snafflecow with a Canadian, the preacher with an atheist, the pitbull with a sleeping child, or the astronaut with another astronaut. Furthermore the snafflecow always lies. You have only one diaper between you. Go. You have five minutes. Edited February 8, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
archenemy Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 What's a daiper? Is it full of shit like Kevbone? When do my five minutes start? What river are we crossing? And most importantly, WHY? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 Don't bust my ballz on spelling. Two minutes left. Quote
archenemy Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 That answers two questions. You guys just don't listen, do you? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) Timez up. Your IQ is "Low Batt", which qualifies you for handicapped parking and a free subscription to Special People magazine. And a date with Seahawks. Edited February 8, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
G-spotter Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 Sorry honey. I was too busy looking at your tits to hear what you said. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 If women could communicate through their breasts, you know, like a beluga or dolphin sends sonar through the fatty tissue in it's forehead, we'd probably pick up a lot more of what they say. A few simple sounds would suffice to cover key ideas, such as the frequently required "You suck" or the much preferred "I suck". Quote
kevbone Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 If women could communicate through their breasts, you know, like a beluga or dolphin sends sonar through the fatty tissue in it's forehead, we'd probably pick up a lot more of what they say. A few simple sounds would suffice to cover key ideas, such as the frequently required "You suck" or the much preferred "I suck". tvashtarkatena....not sure if that was funny.... Quote
sobo Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 What's a daiper? Is it full of shit like Kevbone? :lmao: Quote
carolyn Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 I think the differences are really interesting. Women often need to tell a story and need to feel a connection to express themselves. Men dont need that connection, so it comes out more direct. I would tell you a story to explain it better...but... Quote
archenemy Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 Timez up. Your IQ is "Low Batt", which qualifies you for handicapped parking and a free subscription to Special People magazine. And a date with Seahawks. sweet! a date! Quote
RuMR Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 (edited) i dunno if that's a good thing...i think he's related to those retarted twins pinky and kevbeenboned... Edited February 9, 2007 by RuMR Quote
olyclimber Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 technically, i think it is actually <1 Quote
Stonehead Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 http://www.flickr.com/photos/goopymart/289984270/in/set-72157594362502502/ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/ Quote
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