olyclimber Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 IF YOU ARE AN EXPERT, LET US KNOW. I'LL BE TAPPING YOUR SHOULDER WHEN THE ISSUE ARISES. JUST POST HERE ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN. THANKS AND GODBLESS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 21, 2006 Author Share Posted December 21, 2006 ALL EXPERTS IN SEVERED ROPES, FORM A LINE HERE. THANKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 21, 2006 Author Share Posted December 21, 2006 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EXPERTS? DID THEY LOGOFF? HELLO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flush_Amazing Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Hello, I'm an expert in falling off of snow caves, ice picks, and possible meanings of the letters "F" through "U". Â Â Please direct questions related to those topics to me. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Don't take this personally, but I'm surprised that you as an admin would post something like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicker_than_ewe Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I AM AN EXPERT ON MORBIDLY OBESE CATS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I'm an expert at:  Scratching Crowing Roosting Fertilizing Hens Running circles in the barnyard Strutting  Where can I contribute?  COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Oh, I forgot: Â Pecking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I'm an expert. Olyclimber, I am your father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 1m 1337 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 1m 1337 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I'm still trying to reconstruct the meaning of the half orange. I'll have to get back to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 21, 2006 Author Share Posted December 21, 2006 Don't take this personally, but I'm surprised that you as an admin would post something like this. Â Its a labor love of love Off. You're the expert in that though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 ask an expert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I am an expert in nothing. Please feel free to ask questions; I will help in any way I can. However, pleased be warned that nothing will come of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I am an expert in nothing. Please feel free to ask questions; I will help in any way I can. However, pleased be warned that nothing will come of it. glad to see you around. i was wondering where you have been hiding yourslef  the only expertease i have is SEX. unfortunately i am have too much integrity to exploit my god given talent, and i only do it for pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 expertease  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Right here I am expert..... hmm, but I got high and can't remember what I am expert at..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Yes, I'll admit it. Although it was a shameful part of my life, I'm not strong enough to hide it any longer. Â I, too, was a pert. Â But with the help of this twelve step program, baby Jesus, and a mountain of blow, I was able to turn my live around. And with little humility, I can truthfully say that: Â "I am an Ex-pert." Â Bless you. Â Â Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I'm still trying to reconstruct the meaning of the half orange. I'll have to get back to you. Â Was it half-eaten, or half-remaining? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 And was it truely an Orange? This time of year it is more common to buy Clementines, or Tangerines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Will you define "expert" please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I am an expert admin of 3 successful forums, don't take this personally, but this kind of bittersweet forum ruins the credibility of an otherwise noble sport full of brave, spirited men and women who are responsible for providing inspiration for those of us who don't climb and role models for our children. This sport needs to be protected just much as marriage, the family, and our freedom, and the focus of some of your members on sodomy, excretion, bestiality, drugs, alcohol, firearms, horse anatomy and giant flying cats is certainly not helping. Please address these concerns immediately and may God bless all of you heroes who boldly go forth to where ridge meets sky. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 We'll never know exactly what the 'orange' was because SAR, in their negligence, failed to take a photo of it. If they had, they probably would have turned it upside down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 thank you for such an eloquent masturbation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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