Experts

[olyclimber]

IF YOU ARE AN EXPERT, LET US KNOW. I'LL BE TAPPING YOUR SHOULDER WHEN THE ISSUE ARISES. JUST POST HERE ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN. THANKS AND GODBLESS.

[olyclimber]

ALL EXPERTS IN SEVERED ROPES, FORM A LINE HERE. THANKS.

[olyclimber]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EXPERTS? DID THEY LOGOFF? HELLO?

[Dr_Flush_Amazing]

Hello,

I'm an expert in falling off of snow caves, ice picks, and possible meanings of the letters "F" through "U".

 

 

Please direct questions related to those topics to me.

 

 

[Off_White]

Don't take this personally, but I'm surprised that you as an admin would post something like this.

[quicker_than_ewe]

I AM AN EXPERT ON MORBIDLY OBESE CATS.

[The_Rooster]

I'm an expert at:

 

Scratching

Crowing

Roosting

Fertilizing Hens

Running circles in the barnyard

Strutting

 

Where can I contribute?

 

COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The_Rooster]

Oh, I forgot:

 

Pecking

[cj001f]

I'm an expert. Olyclimber, I am your father

[G-spotter]

1m 1337

[cj001f]

1m 1337

 

[tvashtarkatena]

I'm still trying to reconstruct the meaning of the half orange. I'll have to get back to you.

[olyclimber]

Don't take this personally, but I'm surprised that you as an admin would post something like this.

 

Its a labor love of love Off. You're the expert in that though.

[G-spotter]

ask an expert

[knotzen]

I am an expert in nothing. Please feel free to ask questions; I will help in any way I can. However, pleased be warned that nothing will come of it.

[sk]

I am an expert in nothing. Please feel free to ask questions; I will help in any way I can. However, pleased be warned that nothing will come of it.

glad to see you around. i was wondering where you have been hiding yourslef

 

the only expertease i have is SEX. unfortunately i am have too much integrity to exploit my god given talent, and i only do it for pleasure.

[G-spotter]

expertease

 

[ken4ord]

Right here I am expert..... hmm, but I got high and can't remember what I am expert at.....

[Mr_Phil]

Yes, I'll admit it. Although it was a shameful part of my life, I'm not strong enough to hide it any longer.

 

I, too, was a pert.

 

But with the help of this twelve step program, baby Jesus, and a mountain of blow, I was able to turn my live around. And with little humility, I can truthfully say that:

 

"I am an Ex-pert."

 

Bless you.

 

 

 

 

 

[Gary_Yngve]

I'm still trying to reconstruct the meaning of the half orange. I'll have to get back to you.

 

Was it half-eaten, or half-remaining?

[mtn_mouse]

And was it truely an Orange? This time of year it is more common to buy Clementines, or Tangerines.

[kevbone]

Will you define "expert" please.

[tvashtarkatena]

I am an expert admin of 3 successful forums, don't take this personally, but this kind of bittersweet forum ruins the credibility of an otherwise noble sport full of brave, spirited men and women who are responsible for providing inspiration for those of us who don't climb and role models for our children. This sport needs to be protected just much as marriage, the family, and our freedom, and the focus of some of your members on sodomy, excretion, bestiality, drugs, alcohol, firearms, horse anatomy and giant flying cats is certainly not helping. Please address these concerns immediately and may God bless all of you heroes who boldly go forth to where ridge meets sky.

 

[tvashtarkatena]

We'll never know exactly what the 'orange' was because SAR, in their negligence, failed to take a photo of it. If they had, they probably would have turned it upside down.

[joblo7]

thank you for such an eloquent masturbation.