The_Rooster Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Good morning! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ...<Excuse me>... I just wanted to remind everyone that this thursday is TURKEY day. Every dinner table should have TURKEY. No substitutions, please. Got it? TURKEY! TURKEY! TURKEY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Supposing I like chicken better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainmatt Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Turducken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strumpett Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Hey roost, lay me an egg, hen boy! Im ready to chop off your head and watch you yell KKKKOOOOOAAAADDDDDOOOOODDDAAALLL DDDOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 How 'bout I drop off a big chicken dump in your shoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 does this mean i have to take my 20 lbs of spiral-cut ham back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Before: After: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 does this mean i have to take my 20 lbs of spiral-cut ham back? I'll take it. I'm thoughtful that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Furk that shyt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Nobody wants cock anymore, it's all about pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Why do vegetarians and vegans eat food that mimics meat? Seems a bit hypocritical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 it's like having sex with a transvestite. it's what turns them on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strumpett Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 How 'bout I drop off a big chicken dump in your shoes? Aint found a way to kill me yet Eyes burn with stinging sweat Seems every path leads me to nowhere Wife and kids household pet Army green was no safe bet The bullets scream to me from somewhere Here they come to snuff the rooster Yeah here come the rooster, yeah You know he aint gonna die No, no, no, ya know he aint gonna die Walkin tall machine gun man They spit on me in my home land Gloria sent me pictures of my boy Got my pills gainst mosquito death My buddys breathin his dyin breath Oh God please wont you help me make it through Here they come to snuff the rooster Yeah here come the rooster, yeah You know he aint gonna die No, no, no ya know he aint gonna die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 I bought ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strumpett Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Yo roost, wwwwhhhheeerrrreeee aaaarrreeee yyyooouuu???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted November 21, 2006 Author Share Posted November 21, 2006 COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm right here. I'm never far away. B'GOCK! I bought ham Good choice. That pig was getting on my nerves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Up here we usually have moose from just after our Thanksgiving to around Christmas eve. Then we have turkey for Christmas and then we eat bacon for the rest of the year. Sometimes we eat vegetables too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Squirrel is a vegetable, cause they grow in trees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Nuts grow in trees, and they got their very own foodgroup party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Squirrel is a vegetable, cause they grow in trees Hey Dru-spotter, you are a vegetable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enelson Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 why is a chicken talking about turkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strumpett Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Hey roost, get over here on the chopping block, and get your neck ready for THE BLADE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Let's talk turkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 Hey roost, get over here on the chopping block, and get your neck ready for THE BLADE. I could make a good pet, buddy. Look how handsome I am: why is a chicken talking about turkey? Because it's TURKEY day! The only bird on the table tomorrow should be TURKEY. Understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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