Getting worked over by a good crack

[minx]

Since you brought it up: climb Aries if you wanna get worked over by a bad chimney.

 

Now you tell me

 

i love that chimney. such a workout, workover, workup. good girls love bad chimneys

[olyclimber]

santa does too minxy winxy

[archenemy]

Since you brought it up: climb Aries if you wanna get worked over by a bad chimney.

 

Now you tell me

 

i love that chimney. such a workout, workover, workup. good girls love bad chimneys

Minx = Off Width Queen

[Blake]

WTF is up with Libra crack? It's so short and so unclimbable (for me.) I've lead or TRed 4 other .10a routes at index, and got them all first time around. I couldn't get more than a couple moves up libra and i was on TR!

Is that thing really .10a?? Maybe my hands are the wrong size. it was too big for fingers, not big enough for hands. The intense-looking body-builder woman who climbed it right in front of us kinda scared me as well.

[selkirk]

this whole thread just begs for more off color comments! Especially about Minx and her love of off widths

[fenderfour]

WTF is up with Libra crack? It's so short and so unclimbable (for me.) I've lead or TRed 4 other .10a routes at index, and got them all first time around. I couldn't get more than a couple moves up libra and i was on TR!

Is that thing really .10a?? Maybe my hands are the wrong size. it was too big for fingers, not big enough for hands. The intense-looking body-builder woman who climbed it right in front of us kinda scared me as well.

 

The first time I TR'd it I ran up the thing. The key for me was thumb locks. I have yet to build up the testicular fortitude required to lead it.

[Alpinfox]

F4 has big hands, so I'm sure it's harder for him, but Blake, you gotta try it again. It's not that hard. Two moves and then you have bomber hands.

 

[olyclimber]

shut up! that is too hard.

[archenemy]

The intense-looking body-builder woman who climbed it right in front of us kinda scared me as well.

Shoulder length blond hair, about 5'5", between 35-40?

[olyclimber]

and is between you and happiness?

[fenderfour]

F4 has big hands, so I'm sure it's harder for him, but Blake, you gotta try it again. It's not that hard. Two moves and then you have bomber hands.

 

 

I'm sorry. I will try to be smaller in the future.

 

In short, work your hands in and pull up past the undercut.

[RuMR]

The intense-looking body-builder woman who climbed it right in front of us kinda scared me as well.

Shoulder length blond hair, about 5'5", between 35-40?

don't admit to anything!! W/O witnesses they can't prove a thing...

[G-spotter]

The intense-looking body-builder woman who climbed it right in front of us kinda scared me as well.

 

I betcha she had a red truck and her own muscle-up video on YouTube too

[counterfeitfake]

Yeah, Libra just HURTS for two moves, then gets reasonable. I still have a divot in my hand.

 

The Aries chimney elicited some good responses... My follower: "I almost threw up at the top." From a guy I know who had just climbed the Grand Wall: "Oh I wouldn't lead that thing." My girlfriend walked right up it though. Maybe it's all in the chromosomes.

[counterfeitfake]

this thread feels dangerously close to moving out of spray... quick someone save it!

[Weekend_Climberz]

Fuck goddamn chimneys! Especially tight ones that complain alot about how fat that look in jeans. sheesh

[Blake]

The intense-looking body-builder woman who climbed it right in front of us kinda scared me as well.

Shoulder length blond hair, about 5'5", between 35-40?

 

yes, and very tanned and lots of tape and chalk.

[minx]

Yeah, Libra just HURTS for two moves, then gets reasonable. I still have a divot in my hand.

 

The Aries chimney elicited some good responses... My follower: "I almost threw up at the top." From a guy I know who had just climbed the Grand Wall: "Oh I wouldn't lead that thing." My girlfriend walked right up it though. Maybe it's all in the chromosomes.

 

the following comment doesn't change the fact that i love to get worked over by off-width crack. nothing like a good thrutch to make it a satisfying day afterall...

 

i think that the chimney on lizard is easier for those of us who are bit on the shorter side. i think we just fit better in there and can get a little deeper in the chimney so that the body position is better for working one,s way up. that said...it's a full body work out and theres clearly no need to go the gym afterwords.

[cj001f]

The intense-looking hardbody woman who climbed it right in front of us kinda scared me as well.

Shoulder length blond hair, about 5'5", between 35-40?

 

yes, and very tanned and lots of tape and chalk.

 

woohoo! I've a new fantasy! woohoo!

[fern]

minx you should go do Sidewinder on Liberty Bell. It is a super fun OW thrutch. 100% smiles. Then a moss&choss romp to the summit through overhanging juggy crumbling bulges. A+ .

[minx]

hmmm...over hanging crumbling bulges scare me but it still sounds like fun. it might have to make the list for the upcoming vacation

[sk]

Yeah, but you look hott!!

 

why thank you takes a hotty to know a hotty

[sk]

Yeah, Libra just HURTS for two moves, then gets reasonable. I still have a divot in my hand.

 

The Aries chimney elicited some good responses... My follower: "I almost threw up at the top." From a guy I know who had just climbed the Grand Wall: "Oh I wouldn't lead that thing." My girlfriend walked right up it though. Maybe it's all in the chromosomes.

 

the following comment doesn't change the fact that i love to get worked over by off-width crack. nothing like a good thrutch to make it a satisfying day afterall...

 

i think that the chimney on lizard is easier for those of us who are bit on the shorter side. i think we just fit better in there and can get a little deeper in the chimney so that the body position is better for working one,s way up. that said...it's a full body work out and theres clearly no need to go the gym afterwords.

 

nothing makes me feel as sexy as an off width or a good Chimny... god i love cracks.