layton Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 will you guys shut up about Renton Sssssshhhhhhhhh. I just don't want to lose that place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Who are they gonna promote to take your place - Destro? Â some baboon named cevboner or something like that. Â I may be taking a top security clearance position at DFA Skunkworks developing sportclimbing accessories such as laser pointers, megaphones, double stickclips, custom mega-top-ropes for "to bolt", vids of josephh pantomiming the moves to young warriors, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 damn you've got the lingo down Commander. you must be in the industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 wait til you see what we have in store for bluetooth nalgene ipod containers. it's gonna blow your fucking mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 damn you've got the lingo down Commander. you must be in the industry. Â how many years of NOLS retail experience does he have though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 More than you, bitch. the last few years have been a fucking blur of windshirts and tommy-beth-timmy-lisa-dave emails. Â I've talked to more ambassadors than Kofi Annan. I bet you don't even know Timmy's email address or favorite flavor of pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 In case you didn't realize, I'm Committed to the Core, from Bend to Baja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 But how many OR shows do you have in your quiver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I could open an airport with the number of led headlamps I own. I think that answers your question. Â Don't even ask how many top secret crags I am pioneering because my calculus is a little rusty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 oh, okay I guess if you're twisting my arm i can tell you. It's a fucking ton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 State Crags -- I have heard people have been all over that place. Hell, its only 2.5 hours from WA Pass. It is now officially called something else. Named after some guy who died on Denali in 1995. Â Diosbud Buttes - looks to be nice winter line you can see at the intersection of Hwy 20 and Cascade Pass road. Elija Ridge - BTDT via easy route. Panther creek trail is ridiculous. Expect very bad brush in stilwell creek. Booker - good luck finding a route Perdition Pk. BTDT via sucky roper route. - the only line I can think of would be the northern of the two northeast facing lines(the southern of the northeast facing line is done). rock is between class 3 and 4 to summit from the west ridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Don't tell me you also a soul climber. Now that would be fucking impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I don't want to cause any fainting so I'll just say I'm just doing what my god-given abilities allow me to do. Â IT'S ALL HEART BABY 100% PURE HEART. and dean potter. who I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 do you own any blurr bouldering gear? that stuff is core. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 State Crags -- I have heard people have been all over that place. Hell, its only 2.5 hours from WA Pass. It is now officially called something else. Named after some guy who died on Denali in 1995. Diosbud Buttes - looks to be nice winter line you can see at the intersection of Hwy 20 and Cascade Pass road. Elija Ridge - BTDT via easy route. Panther creek trail is ridiculous. Expect very bad brush in stilwell creek. Booker - good luck finding a route Perdition Pk. BTDT via sucky roper route. - the only line I can think of would be the northern of the two northeast facing lines(the southern of the northeast facing line is done). rock is between class 3 and 4 to summit from the west ridge.  cross those off the list then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 There's nothing to see here. Move along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Â These aren't the mountains you are looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Cobra on a roll here!your Killing me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ade Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Did you confuse your FA list with your chossy-heaps list?? Â As a friend of mine once said, "If it hasn't been climbed by now there's probably a reason why". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 NWS!  Renton guidebook webpage  Cool. A smoothie drinking fountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 100 % organic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 appears to be free-range Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted September 1, 2006 Author Share Posted September 1, 2006 Did you confuse your FA list with your chossy-heaps list?? Â As a friend of mine once said, "If it hasn't been climbed by now there's probably a reason why". Â yup, cuz y'all are a bunch of pussies, copy of select vol I+II in hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 oh come one, there have been some very high-quality first ascents done this year (and some cool major lines that didn't have quite such stellar rock) Â NE face of Gunsight Peak Baron Falls Spire (Idaho) Buckner SW Ridge Spectre Peak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006   copy of select vol I+II in hand  But all those pic's of Miles Smart and Sean Courage are sooooo rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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