Snakes on a Plane

[catbirdseat]

So are you all looking forward to seeing this movie? It could be so bad that it's good.

[cj001f]

[mountainmatt]

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/

[RogerJ]

I am looking forward to this being at the $3.00 theater in about 4 weeks where I can eat Flying Pie Pizza and not care if I wasted $3.00 on a movie.

 

I wonder how much they paid a PR firm to come up wiht that uber-creative name for the movie.

 

-r

[DirtyHarry]

I'm not sure you guys really understands this film. Take another look and ask yourselves, what is this film trying to tell us about the role of technology in bringing about socio-political change? I think in looking at with a different perspective you'll see what the "snakes" really represent.

[olyclimber]

Trouser Snakes on A Plane

[Weekend_Climberz]

Dude, am I "looking forward to it"? It's been out on the internet for nearly six months now. People have been making alternate endings and reproducing scenes with additional self-shot footage and editing. You need to get onto usenet more

[Cobra_Commander]

You need to get onto usenet more

 

Quote preservation for its sheer geekiness and terrible advice.

[DirtyHarry]

Sweet! I am so there. What a great way to spend my spare time! I'll be the snake, who will be Samuel L?

[cj001f]

I've been banned from usenet after the sordid rec.skiing.alpine encounter

[olyclimber]

Usenet is pretty much where its at. All the cool people are there, people that are way cooler than you. Basically, Usenet is cc.com on steroids .

[RogerJ]

I never got past alt.sex.perverts.fetishes.titanium.new_at_OR

[cj001f]

the pictures of the new suunto GPS/HRM/Compass/Altimeter/Scale/TriheadedVibrator got you all hot and bothered too?

[foraker]

I'm not sure you guys really understands this film. Take another look and ask yourselves, what is this film trying to tell us about the role of technology in bringing about socio-political change? I think in looking at with a different perspective you'll see what the "snakes" really represent.

 

Let me guess: Your job is to write those pithy little 'introductions' to all those horrid displays of 'publically funded 'art''. You know, those ones that look like a someone nailed a bunch of Coke cans to a rotating metal pole and then you write some blurb about how it represents 'the essential organic tension between modern technology and lost ancient goddess cultures blah blah blah'. Meanwhile, you and the 'artist' are sitting at some spendy cafe (after picking up your checks from the Publically Funded Art Dept) bemoaning modern American culture. Nice work if you can get it.

[DirtyHarry]

Ha Ha.

 

My sister's a website content editor and she used to work for one of those travel websites. Her job was to write those types of descriptions you allude to above for hotels and such that she'd never been too. Maybe she could get one of those art jobs though.

[RogerJ]

the pictures of the new suunto GPS/HRM/Compass/Altimeter/Scale/TriheadedVibrator got you all hot and bothered too?

 

Even reading this gives me a woody.

[RogerJ]

Sooooo how was the movie?

 

-r

[Cobra_Commander]

roger's tent = pitched

[JayB]

I'm not sure you guys really understands this film. Take another look and ask yourselves, what is this film trying to tell us about the role of technology in bringing about socio-political change? I think in looking at with a different perspective you'll see what the "snakes" really represent.

 

Let me guess: Your job is to write those pithy little 'introductions' to all those horrid displays of 'publically funded 'art''. You know, those ones that look like a someone nailed a bunch of Coke cans to a rotating metal pole and then you write some blurb about how it represents 'the essential organic tension between modern technology and lost ancient goddess cultures blah blah blah'. Meanwhile, you and the 'artist' are sitting at some spendy cafe (after picking up your checks from the Publically Funded Art Dept) bemoaning modern American culture. Nice work if you can get it.

 

Careful dude. Sounds like you're channeling me here.

 

Better self administer a dozen back-issues of "The Nation" or scroll through half as many threads over at Kosland post-haste and sleep it off.

[RogerJ]

roger's tent = pitched

 

My snake is on a plane...

[Off_White]

I've been banned from usenet after the sordid rec.skiing.alpine encounter

 

[Mos_Chillin]

You need to get onto usenet more

 

Quote preservation for its sheer geekiness and terrible advice.

 

That IS a rare combination!

 

I think it happened once before, a long time ago, the guy's name was Gary, I seem to remember...

[Alpinfox]

 

[olyclimber]

OMG THAT IS THE LOLZ0RZ!!!