cj001f Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Glad I could elevate the conversation. Got the blood flowing as always. Quote
Superman Posted July 13, 2006 Author Posted July 13, 2006 I'll confess, the only thing more utterly pathetic than running home to post and cry about a min. wage rei clerk is responding to the poster. Uh....be a man? Assert yourself? Say it with me with confidence, "Hello, I'd like to check out. Excuse me ma'am, I was actually waiting in line...etc.." Oh yeah, that's not the Seattle way, better to stand around looking nice and polite, then go cry on the internet... Â I'll admit my gay comments obviously pushed some buttons with a few people there at the REI. I should know enough by now to exercise passionate conservatism if I want to co-exist with the Naderite residents that have infested Seattle. I don't know what got into me. Â But seriously, hooked on phonics obviously didn't work for you, Mountainhesh, since you reiterated EXACTLY what I stated in my initial post. Say it with confidence, "I'm proud of the fact that I wear rainbow panties under my leather chaps." Â On second thought, perhaps my "shove this basket up your ass" comment wasn't assertive enough. I should have done what others have suggested and got downright Zindane with the little turd. Quote
cj001f Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Say it with confidence, "I'm proud of the fact that I wear rainbow pants under my leather chaps." Does that mean he'll win your "boot Lois Lane from my bead" contest? Quote
counterfeitfake Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 On second thought, perhaps my "shove this basket up your ass" comment wasn't assertive enough. Â The... the comment you made on the internet? Quote
Superman Posted July 13, 2006 Author Posted July 13, 2006 On second thought, perhaps my "shove this basket up your ass" comment wasn't assertive enough. Â The... the comment you made on the internet? Â So true.. maybe I should have just grabbed some perlon and strangled the little fucker. Quote
lI1|1! Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 hey superman,  there's a another great chat site called www.ascensionist.com  i think you'll "fit in" over there.  just spreading the word.  have a great day!    Quote
mountainhesh Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 On second thought, perhaps my "shove this basket up your ass" comment wasn't assertive enough. Â The... the comment you made on the internet? Â So true.. maybe I should have just grabbed some perlon and strangled the little fucker. Â Hey LDB, here's another board to check out while you're at it...ldb , oh, got any tight little red underpants to go with that fabulous cape? Quote
MisterMo Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 You can get MREs at the Army Navy store. Â Not only that you can get MREs in the Army. No charge but you do wait in a lot of lines. Quote
Superman Posted July 14, 2006 Author Posted July 14, 2006 On second thought, perhaps my "shove this basket up your ass" comment wasn't assertive enough.  The... the comment you made on the internet?  So true.. maybe I should have just grabbed some perlon and strangled the little fucker.  Hey LDB, here's another board to check out while you're at it...ldb , oh, got any tight little red underpants to go with that fabulous cape?  Nice edit, it obviously wasn't funny enough the first time around.  Oh hey, I found just the site for you, too!! Pucker up!  Mountainhesh  This is fun.  Or how about this one!!!  And my personal favorite... Pay close attention here to def. #2!!!!  Quote
mountainhesh Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 To the rest of CC readers, I humbly apologize for the pissing match, not typically my style. Superdouche wins. Quote
Superman Posted July 14, 2006 Author Posted July 14, 2006 Shut up you symp. Â Aren't you late for your NAMBLA meeting? Â You should be apologizing for your first post on this thread which was completely irrelevant. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Now shoo. Quote
E-rock Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 My dick is so hard that when I'm fucking my girlfriend she says, "ooooh, your dick feels so hard". Â And that's all I have to say about all this limp-dicking at REI that's been happening of late. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 a post from erock is all this one needed to be a standout classic. hopefully steelbuns will post more now. Quote
whidbey Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 The Duke should post from the grave next and complete the circle. Quote
Carp Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 How some people survive in the mountains is beyond me. Quote
G-spotter Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 The Duke is such a fitting name. Â The dook? Quote
sk Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 a post from erock is all this one needed to be a standout classic. hopefully steelbuns will post more now. Â it can not be classic til i post now it is classic Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 My sincere apologies, of course your words grace the classics. Quote
Mos_Chillin Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 My dick is so hard that when I'm fucking my girlfriend she says, "ooooh, your dick feels so hard". Â My girlfriend told me the same thing when I was fucking her. I thought it was just something women said, but then she told me some men, even when they are hard, are not really HARD! Who are you spongey-dicked MF's? C'mon, fess up! Quote
Mr_Phil Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 Hey, your girlfriend said the same thing to me! Quote
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