AAAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAAA!!!!

[olyclimber]

CINCO DE MAYO!!!!! TEQUILA!!!! AAYAYAAYAYAA!!!! FIESTA!!!!!

 

[olyclimber]

there's your excuse...now get to it.

[olyclimber]

[KaskadskyjKozak]

I used to love her,

then I had Te-qui-la

 

[Weekend_Climberz]

45 minutes and counting. I love drinking beer on the company dime and telling hardman stories to the dorky engineers I work with.

[RogerJ]

We are having our Cinco de Mayo company "thing" at 4:30. So much for leavign early.

 

No me gusta

[catbirdseat]

Cinco de Mayo is a big thing in the US, but it's like Armistice Day in Mexico. It's ho hum for them. We like it because it got associated with drinking somehow. That's good enough for some folk!

[EWolfe]

and loud shirts. Don't forget the loud shirts.

[olyclimber]

i hate to break the news to you guys, but the burritos they make at taco time are not authentic mexican burritos. and, in mexico they don't ride burros for for transportation, they mostly drive cars like us. sorry to ruin your happy little dream.

[DirtyHarry]

Their mexi-fries are authentic though, right?

[olyclimber]

well, they may have been heated up for you by someone of Mexican nationality who may or may not be in Our Great Country illegally. i guess that makes them pretty authentic.

[Aya]

What?

[RogerJ]

Oh sure! Next you will probably tell me this is not authentic

[TREETOAD]

I have been to mexico, they eat buffet style every day. They all have big swimming pools with bars right in them and the booze is free. They have these brown people that they use for servants and for selling stuff on the beach but they speak mexican so you can't talk to them or anything.

[EWolfe]

Today it feels more like OYOYOYOYOYOYOOOOO!

[G-spotter]

Which is worse?

 

Tequila hangover or red wine hangover?

[ivan]

raise yer hand if ye too had a drunken cinco de mayo fueled brawl w/ yer famly last night

 

damn sneaky mexicans - we'd should invade them and steal half their shit...

[Camilo]

Ahhh, yet another celebration where I go to a party and people assume I'm Mexican, it's all the same anyway. I'm even more afraid for this afternoon, when I'm joining a pub crawl at 3 with a group of people who consider Friday night Cinco de Mayo revelers "amateurs." I am afraid for Seis de Mayo.

[G-spotter]

Although you shouldn't drink and drive, it's OK to drink and crawl!

[olyclimber]

Ahhh, yet another celebration where I go to a party and people assume I'm Mexican, i

Is the other one Christmas?

[archenemy]

I have been to mexico, they eat buffet style every day. They all have big swimming pools with bars right in them and the booze is free. They have these brown people that they use for servants and for selling stuff on the beach but they speak mexican so you can't talk to them or anything.

They sure understand the word "Vicodin"

[TREETOAD]

que esta "Vicodin"

[Camilo]

Ahhh, yet another celebration where I go to a party and people assume I'm Mexican, i

Is the other one Christmas?

Birthdays. They always expect a piñata

[ken4ord]

Here in Rwanda we did our part in the celebration of Cinco de Mayo. Started at 7:30 and finished up the festivities at 3:30 after 6L of Tekillya, 2 case of cerveca, and several bottles of vino. The funny part was the vino was french which was brought over by the french and drunken by the french who showed up for a Mexican celebration of kicking french ass down in Puebla long time ago.