The Great Compromises of Life

[G-spotter]

or

[Johnny_Tuff]

G-spotter or N-odder

[TREETOAD]

anal or vaginal

[willstrickland]

.12 ga or .44mag or tabasco in a spray can

[Johnny_Tuff]

grizzly or polar

[willstrickland]

JTuff, I think you meant:

 

Big mofo SUVs or polar bears

[Johnny_Tuff]

For the SUV, I'd recommend the .44--you need stopping power for that kind of beast. Just toss the polar bear some fresh seal chops and he'll leave you alone.

 

Johnny Tuff knows how to handle ferocious wildlife, fuckin'-A right!

[Gary_Yngve]

anal or vaginal

 

DVDA

[Dechristo]

prison

[DirtyHarry]

8 or 9 year olds.

[Alan]

gremlin or pinto?

[Alan]

shark or bear

[Johnny_Tuff]

death ray or zombification chemicals in the water supply

[Johnny_Tuff]

army of killer clowns or giant alien robot

[catbirdseat]

8 or 9 year olds.

Are you going to chart this one out for us, just so we understand where you are coming from?

[Johnny_Tuff]

cause havoc or fuck shit up

[catbirdseat]

cause havoc or fuck shit up

Dude, wrong thread. You want the "Synonym Thread".

[Johnny_Tuff]

No, no. There's a subtle but critical distinction, best explored by the inner rioter you keep locked in the bottom drawer of the dingy gray filing cabinet of your tidy, carefully compartmentalized psyche. Have some whisky and let that motherfucker loose; you'll see what I mean.

[ScottP]

fish or cut bait

[willstrickland]

Shit or get off the pot.

[still_climbin]

Weapons of mass destruction or owning Iraq

[TREETOAD]

fuck, fight or hold the light

[underworld]

gas, grass or ass

[cj001f]

My sketchers or my prada backpack?

[dalius]

Everything in life is a compromise of some sort. This thread could go on ad infinitum...