catbirdseat Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 JayB's Weak-Ass One Liner thread gave me an idea. I have even searched to see if it's been done before. Apparently not, although I guarantee Dru could prove me wrong. So let's hear all the compromises you can think of. Examples: Compromise between self-equalization and no-extension. "Tastes Great- Less filling" The trade-off of taste for calories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Attempts of communication in a literary mode w/o vocal inflection, facial expression, and body language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KaskadskyjKozak Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Build versus buy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 condoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 gravity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 good looking vs cooks and cleans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 Okay, everyone gets condoms, but gravity? If it weren't for gravity, besides drifting into space, there wouldn't be much point to climbing would there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 It's all, like, too heavy, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 It got it. Gravity <---> Bones Picture a populace composed of gelatinous masses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Tuff Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Picture a populace composed of gelatinous masses. Suburbia ca. 2006? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 Picture a populace composed of gelatinous masses. Suburbia ca. 2006? Well? Orwell's 1984 came true in 1990. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitfake Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Picture a populace composed of gelatinous masses. Your high school's graduating class on myspace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 ex-bike-hero or car-driving-ecosaint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 climber or sprayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 climber or sprayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Big boobs versus good marathon times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 man or woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 Big boobs versus good marathon times? That's a harsh one, ain't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 birth or death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 slut or Mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 down or synthetic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 slut or Mother Now wait a minute... oh never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 condom or bareback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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