Poised he rises, Phoenix from the flames

[skykilo]

Yeah bitches, I'm ready.

 

Who can cap the quote? I'll buy you a brew if you do.

[ivan]

dumbeldore?

[skykilo]

I bet NOLSe knows it.

[skykilo]

Dumb old whore? Nope. This is poetry baby.

[DirtyHarry]

Michael Jackson

[olyclimber]

i thought he was a she

[olyclimber]

finally bored, are you Sky?

[ivan]

google says da roots

[skykilo]

Hell yeah.

 

So poised, she rises -- Phoenix from the flame

Finally bored with their feeble fuck games

She smooth reaches behind her and takes straight aim

at eight shriveled up cocks with a fully loaded Glock

Parts lips, not expressly made for milding dicks

and then, she speaks:

 

Your shreiks of horror bring me bliss, I must admit

The thought that I could shred your tips with eight quick flips

excites me, see y'all fuck with the pussy

but I fuck with your minds

Lack of soul and respect is the crime

This.. was a set up.. now tell me what..... what's my name?

* gun cocks *

[skykilo]

It's really not fair what ignant fucks can do with Google these days. But I'll still buy you a beer.

[olyclimber]

who are you buying a beer?

[skykilo]

 

You're pretty smart for a spraymonkey.

 

 

Back to dataland.

[Johnny_Tuff]

at eight shriveled up cocks with a fully loaded Glock

 

no more twin glocks, they jam up my plays

now it's twin 40-caliber Walther PPKs

[olyclimber]

[DirtyHarry]

Do the interns get their own glocks?

[ivan]

sorry, they have to share just one glock

[skykilo]

I just bought a bottle of Patron. Would a shot suffice in lieu of a brew?

[olyclimber]

hell yes

[DirtyHarry]

Its Friday.

 

You aint got no job. You ain't got shit to do ...

[John Frieh]

The Roots - The Unlocking

 

Off of Do You Want More!?!!!?

 

Yo Sky! Do you have Organix or From the ground up?

[skykilo]

My old Roots CDs got stolen after a house fire six years ago. All I have now are DYWM and Illadelph T_{1/2}.

[olyclimber]

I think John backed up a copy of your CDs Sky, and will be bring both of us a copy of the back up to the sausage fest.

[ivan]

wait - oly's getting the brew now?!? and after i did all that hard work of cut'n'past'n w/ google

[billcoe]

What does cap the quote mean anyway?

 

Robbie Williams?

[olyclimber]

HOW DO I TAKE THE CAP OUT?

The cap must be left in place for at least eight hours after the last intercourse.

 

1. Empty your bladder and wash your hands.

2. Do not douche while the cap is in place.

3. Taking the cap out can be done in the same position as used when you put it in. Many women have found that sitting on the toilet can help. Insert your longest finger into the vagina and press on the rim of the cap with your finger until the suction is broken and you can tip the cap off the cervix, Hook your index finger under the rim and pull it out. You can also pinch the dome between your middle and index fingers pulling outward and down.

4. If you are having trouble breaking the suction, bear down (like when you have a bowel movement) while trying to break the seal. If it is hard to get out, stop trying for a little while, and try again later.

5. After taking the cap out, wash it with mild soap and water. (Do not use deodorant or perfumed soaps, as these may harm the rubber.) Rinse well. Examine the cap for any cracks or holes by holding it up to the light and/or seeing if it will hold water without leaking. It can be dusted with cornstarch and stored in its box away from heat, oils, or inks. If you have had cervical or vaginal infection or there is any bad cap odor; wash the cap in warm soapy water, soak it in isopropyl (rubbing) alcohol for 20 minutes, rinse well with water, and then dry it. You can also soak the cap in one cup of water mixed with one tablespoon of cider vinegar or lemon juice for 20 minutes.