jon Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I'm sick of hearing about Apollo Ono or whatever his fucking name is. Did he even win a medal last year, I just remember him crashing. The media loves him because of his name and his stupid hair. Short track speed skating is roller derby on ice, it shouldn't be in the olympics. That and border cross, are you joking me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Short track speed skating is roller derby on ice, it shouldn't be in the olympics. Â He is from Tacoma, after all. Â Speed Walking, though, that's the dumbest shit of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 SHUT UP!!! If we aren't inclusive I may never succeed in my bid to get pushup contests in the next summer Olympics!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I dunno, border crossings can be pretty aerobic, especially with a backpack full o' weed and being chased by Da Man. Or, so I've heard.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 You better not be dissin biathlon they'd shoot you an then jib on your corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Speed Walking, though, that's the dumbest shit of all. Â "I don't understand speed walking. Trying to see who can walk the fastest is like trying to see who can whisper the loudest." -Bob Costas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 They should get rid of speed skating and boarder cross and have a Viking Race, in which contestants telemark downhill while carrying swords or battleaxes and shields, ski around sharp obtacles, and chop shit up with their armaments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 geez jon--i'm sick of the super bowl drama but you don't see me slaggin on it. what's wrong with you. these 'athletes' have worked hard to reach the pinnacle of their 'sport' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 They should get rid of speed skating and boarder cross and have a Viking Race, in which contestants telemark downhill while carrying swords or battleaxes and shields, ski around sharp obtacles, and chop shit up with their armaments. Â and then have their way with the women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 They should get rid of speed skating and boarder cross and have a Viking Race, in which contestants telemark downhill while carrying swords or battleaxes and shields, ski around sharp obtacles, and chop shit up with their armaments. Â Sort of like a Medieval Festival Sporting Event. But there would have to be real bloodshed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 They should get rid of speed skating and boarder cross and have a Viking Race, in which contestants telemark downhill while carrying swords or battleaxes and shields, ski around sharp obtacles, and chop shit up with their armaments.  and then have their way with the women  That would be sweet, they could call it Pillaging!! See how many houses they could burn down and how many women they could throw over their hourses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 geez jon--i'm sick of the super bowl drama but you don't see me slaggin on it. what's wrong with you. these 'athletes' have worked hard to reach the pinnacle of their 'sport' Â MINX!!! When are you going to drop all this Super Bowl talk? I, frankly, am sick of hearing of it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Hype the biggest dumbest sport of them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Or maybe they should just go back to the original Greek Olympic style, where everybody competed naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Or maybe they should just go back to the original Greek Olympic style, where everybody competed naked. Â they're moving in that direct with the women's volleyball, it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Or maybe they should just go back to the original Greek Olympic style, where everybody competed naked. Â but not the dual mens luge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Or maybe they should just go back to the original Greek Olympic style, where everybody competed naked. Â they're moving in that direct with the women's volleyball, it seems. Â That's why its BY FAR the best olympic sport yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 "I propose that sports greatly hinders the development of godly, Biblical, feminine character." Â AWESOME! Â The glaring grammatical error in his thesis statement lets you know you are dealing with a titan intellect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 They should get rid of speed skating and boarder cross and have a Viking Race, in which contestants telemark downhill while carrying swords or battleaxes and shields, ski around sharp obtacles, and chop shit up with their armaments.  and then have their way with the women  That would be sweet, they could call it Pillaging!! See how many houses they could burn down and how many women they could throw over their hourses.   Next up, after curling, is the Men's Semifinal Pillaging match between Korea and France. Korea has really perfected the grog drinking portion of the event, but watch out for France, they've really hit their stride in the village burning - and that will really earn them some points in the final quarter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 ... but watch out for France, they've really hit their stride in the village burning ... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icegirl Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Apollo's gonna get schooled by the guy in the SUPER tight pants who was on letterman a month or so ago who started speed skating like a year or so ago, and promptly qualified for the oly's.. (well, his parents did have a roller rink, and he was some inline "god" but.....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 He probably sucks at pillaging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Apollo's gonna get schooled by the guy in the SUPER tight pants who was on letterman a month or so ago who started speed skating like a year or so ago, and promptly qualified for the oly's.. (well, his parents did have a roller rink, and he was some inline "god" but.....) Â How many pushups do you have to do to qualify for Oly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Don't forget, Russia has some real heavyweights for the loot-hauling portion of the event, and the dual-event biathletes from Switzerland are expected to have a strong showing in the killing part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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