Stupid Olympic Sports

[jon]

I'm sick of hearing about Apollo Ono or whatever his fucking name is. Did he even win a medal last year, I just remember him crashing. The media loves him because of his name and his stupid hair. Short track speed skating is roller derby on ice, it shouldn't be in the olympics. That and border cross, are you joking me?

[DirtyHarry]

Short track speed skating is roller derby on ice, it shouldn't be in the olympics.

 

He is from Tacoma, after all.

 

Speed Walking, though, that's the dumbest shit of all.

[olyclimber]

SHUT UP!!! If we aren't inclusive I may never succeed in my bid to get pushup contests in the next summer Olympics!!!!

[foraker]

I dunno, border crossings can be pretty aerobic, especially with a backpack full o' weed and being chased by Da Man. Or, so I've heard....

[Dru]

You better not be dissin biathlon they'd shoot you an then jib on your corpse.

[Alpinfox]

Speed Walking, though, that's the dumbest shit of all.

 

"I don't understand speed walking. Trying to see who can walk the fastest is like trying to see who can whisper the loudest."

-Bob Costas

[DirtyHarry]

They should get rid of speed skating and boarder cross and have a Viking Race, in which contestants telemark downhill while carrying swords or battleaxes and shields, ski around sharp obtacles, and chop shit up with their armaments.

[minx]

geez jon--i'm sick of the super bowl drama but you don't see me slaggin on it. what's wrong with you. these 'athletes' have worked hard to reach the pinnacle of their 'sport'

[underworld]

They should get rid of speed skating and boarder cross and have a Viking Race, in which contestants telemark downhill while carrying swords or battleaxes and shields, ski around sharp obtacles, and chop shit up with their armaments.

 

and then have their way with the women

[EWolfe]

[olyclimber]

They should get rid of speed skating and boarder cross and have a Viking Race, in which contestants telemark downhill while carrying swords or battleaxes and shields, ski around sharp obtacles, and chop shit up with their armaments.

 

Sort of like a Medieval Festival Sporting Event. But there would have to be real bloodshed.

[jon]

They should get rid of speed skating and boarder cross and have a Viking Race, in which contestants telemark downhill while carrying swords or battleaxes and shields, ski around sharp obtacles, and chop shit up with their armaments.

 

and then have their way with the women

 

That would be sweet, they could call it Pillaging!! See how many houses they could burn down and how many women they could throw over their hourses.

[olyclimber]

geez jon--i'm sick of the super bowl drama but you don't see me slaggin on it. what's wrong with you. these 'athletes' have worked hard to reach the pinnacle of their 'sport'

 

MINX!!! When are you going to drop all this Super Bowl talk? I, frankly, am sick of hearing of it!!!

[cj001f]

Hype the biggest dumbest sport of them all.

[DirtyHarry]

Or maybe they should just go back to the original Greek Olympic style, where everybody competed naked.

[olyclimber]

Or maybe they should just go back to the original Greek Olympic style, where everybody competed naked.

 

they're moving in that direct with the women's volleyball, it seems.

[underworld]

Or maybe they should just go back to the original Greek Olympic style, where everybody competed naked.

 

but not the dual mens luge

[DirtyHarry]

Or maybe they should just go back to the original Greek Olympic style, where everybody competed naked.

 

they're moving in that direct with the women's volleyball, it seems.

 

That's why its BY FAR the best olympic sport yet.

[Alpinfox]

"I propose that sports greatly hinders the development of godly, Biblical, feminine character."

 

AWESOME!

 

The glaring grammatical error in his thesis statement lets you know you are dealing with a titan intellect.

[DirtyHarry]

They should get rid of speed skating and boarder cross and have a Viking Race, in which contestants telemark downhill while carrying swords or battleaxes and shields, ski around sharp obtacles, and chop shit up with their armaments.

 

and then have their way with the women

 

That would be sweet, they could call it Pillaging!! See how many houses they could burn down and how many women they could throw over their hourses.

 

 

Next up, after curling, is the Men's Semifinal Pillaging match between Korea and France. Korea has really perfected the grog drinking portion of the event, but watch out for France, they've really hit their stride in the village burning - and that will really earn them some points in the final quarter.

[underworld]

... but watch out for France, they've really hit their stride in the village burning ...

 

[icegirl]

Apollo's gonna get schooled by the guy in the SUPER tight pants who was on letterman a month or so ago who started speed skating like a year or so ago, and promptly qualified for the oly's.. (well, his parents did have a roller rink, and he was some inline "god" but.....)

[DirtyHarry]

He probably sucks at pillaging

[Dru]

Apollo's gonna get schooled by the guy in the SUPER tight pants who was on letterman a month or so ago who started speed skating like a year or so ago, and promptly qualified for the oly's.. (well, his parents did have a roller rink, and he was some inline "god" but.....)

 

How many pushups do you have to do to qualify for Oly?

[EWolfe]

Don't forget, Russia has some real heavyweights for the loot-hauling portion of the event, and the dual-event biathletes from Switzerland are expected to have a strong showing in the killing part.