EWolfe Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 If you get a fax from Chuck Norris, it will feel like a roundhouse kick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Yo mama so fat, Chuck had to use his whole body to roundhouse kick her, not just his foot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 True Story: Â My step-father once saw a demonstration by Bruce Lee in the gymnasium of Seattle Prep during the 60's (when he was filming here?). Â He took two steps from the foul line of the basketball court, kicked the rim with both feet, and landed on both feet. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 True Story:Â My step-father once saw a demonstration by Bruce Lee in the gymnasium of Seattle Prep during the 60's (when he was filming here?). He moved to Seattle in the 60's and attended University of Washington. He is buried here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 If you are a Bruce Lee fan, there are some great local annual events. Some of his students still teach around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I am more of a Loose Brie fan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalius Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Â Is that the scene where Chuck got the crap kicked out of him by Bruce Lee? Chuck sucks big wet farts, that's fo sho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I am more of a Loose Brie fan... Â More than a fan, I reckon... Â Where's he been, anyway? does he not post here anymore? ore only under new monikers? Â Â Â Â Just thought of something.... when is some gif-geek going to make a version of that sorta like rocks on its rear shocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 The only reason he shit on the ceiling is: Bruce kicked him in the ass driving his torso through the ceiling,Bruce ran upstairs and proceeded to teach him what a real roundhouse to the head feels like. Chuck then started wearing Depends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET Â Â I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts. ~ Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris can't look in a mirror or he will kick his own ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris is a patent killer. He knows this and is forced to hold a gun to his head while shaving to keep from cutting his own throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris = Jon = Chuck E. Cheese  refer to post in Climbing for proof... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Jon is a patent killer. Chuck E. Cheese knows this and is forced to hold a gun to Jon's head while Chuck Norris is shaving to keep him from cutting his own choad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 (edited) proof moved due to flawed logic... Edited January 12, 2006 by RuMR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris drops coils on RuMR's head from great heights. Huge huge coils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 hmmmm....chuck norris must be full of lots of "coil" material... Â Â Chuck Norris would never be above RuMR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris must use a Freshette to piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 chuck norris roundhouse kicks jon to the head for claiming to be chuck norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 ...on this site...Jon pretty much is Chuck Norris...why, just a moment ago, he roundhouse kicked a potential thread right out of my head and into nothingnes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris hates anyone who uses the term "numb chucks". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehead Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Young Chuck Norris!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstone Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Â Chuck says "Drop trou and bend over" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 chuck norris' nuts are the subject of mythology Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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