Distel32 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 WTF??? what is everybody elses experience with these fuckin' clown punchers????? "yeah sure, within 4 days door to door" well six days later I'm still empty handed, BUT WAIT! my package spent 4 days in Korea, just chillin' lazy ass donkey cum chuggers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 as wild beast as they come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 lazy ass donkey bukkake connoiseurs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I prefer ADSL Seriously though, I use DHL for work and they always show up on time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 yeah that is what everyone told me.....cost my old man 100$ too, but he should be getting that back since these wankers are swordfighting with eachother in their warehouses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 yeah that is what everyone told me.....cost my old man 100$ too, but he should be getting that back since these wankers are swordfighting with eachother in their warehouses DHL blows, here in Rwanda it takes more around two week from here to the states and the same coming here. Also it is damn expensive. I wanted to send a letter and it was $60. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 yeah fed ex comes here but I'd heard even worse things about fedex mongolia.... well a letter for 60 is ridiculous, at least my package is 8lbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Yeah, DHL sucks. We just gave them a chance on all our international shipments due to the good pricing they gave us. However, packages and letters have been taking over 10 days that used to take 2-3 days with UPS from China and Vietnam. We've already largely switched back to UPS. The only good thing is that they have not charged us for a single slow shipment(every one of them). So it's been free for us too but painfully slow service. I should add that the free shipping is due to us bitching and them wanting our account in a very big way. Not normal policy for them,for sure. Also, as for pricing, I recently did a rate quote to get a big box of my gear to Kathmandu and they were $100 over UPS and Fedex quotes. Clowns and a waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fear_and_greed Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 My brother added a special DHL sucks page to his website and details the new heights of incompetance that DHL hits. Check it out here http://www.sdsefi.com/dhl.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer_factor Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 We had a delivery leave Mercer Island on a Friday via DHL's overnight service and reach my parents' house out in Buckley on the following Tuesday. The driver was fired the following day because he would let the packages accumulate to justify driving to more remote areas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 as wild beast as they come cross board pollination in-joke noted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I recently had a problem with DHL too - they delivered some documents late to one of my vendors and forced me to change a schedule. Never remember having a problem like that with FedEx. So, maybe not as unreliable as Gary's advisor or the bad TA, but clownpunchers indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Bah! Stick with UPS. DFA tried DHL once, and they were late because of some snow. Hardly worth saving like a dollar on shipping for that kind of disservice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Hardly worth saving like a dollar for that kind of disservice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 as wild beast as they come cross board pollination in-joke noted fucking rope dabbing lurker. post up and take your abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 "yeah sure, within 4 days door to door" next time go with KIX. shit'll be in your inbox before you can ASDF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Speak of economical alternatives and up jumps a boulderer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I prefer the term 'Purist'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 What, you don't have enough chuffers over there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 wtf????? there better not be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 WTF??? what is everybody elses experience with these fuckin' clown punchers????? "yeah sure, within 4 days door to door" well six days later I'm still empty handed, BUT WAIT! my package spent 4 days in Korea, just chillin' lazy ass donkey cum chuggers Maybe their delivery camel broke down on the way out of Ulaanbaatr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I prefer the term 'Purist'. Purest poop-pocket-pickin' pipe-puffin' pinhead-pated pig pederast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I heard stories about UPS warehouse employees playing soccer with packages in transit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Yeah, and they piss in Corona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavrogin Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 i had DHL call me to get directions to my house, twice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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