Dechristo Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 quit movin' your Frigidaire box to different alleys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I prefer the term 'Purist'. pederast. Â crossing the line bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I heard stories about UPS warehouse employees playing soccer with packages in transit   As a former UPS employee, DFA can verify that that's not too far from the truth. Packages get beat to shit even under relatively normal circumstances traveling through a UPS hub. Assume DEFCON-4 damage to your shipment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I prefer the term 'Purist'. pederast. Â crossing the line bitch. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 you think that kind of insult is the least bit humorous? Â shall we poll all the other parents here? Â asshat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I prefer the term 'Purist'.Purest poop-pocket-pickin' pipe-puffin' pinhead-pated pig pederast. Would your sensibilities remain intact if I hyphenated "pig-pederast"? You can depend on a myoptic boulderer to look and find offense where little is to be seen... How'd your trip to the Neverland Ranch go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 although I am the first to declare tht internet grammer is ghey, the hyphen makes for a HUGE difference in comprehension. Â we all have our hair-triggers. you found one of mine. Â but watch your fingers. I do bite. Â so please pardon me. Â spray on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 No need of a pardon. Although, the request is kind. Â I heard you had a "hair-trigger". Heard about when you had to take a leak, mistook a hair for your hair-trigger and pissed down the inside of your pantleg instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 although I am the first to declare tht internet grammer is ghey, the hyphen makes for a HUGE difference in comprehension. we all have our hair-triggers. you found one of mine.  but watch your fingers. I do bite.  so please pardon me.  spray on. ECHO THAT! JOKES GOING DOWN THIS VEIN ARE LIABLE TO GET ONE PUNCHED IN THE FACE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 no worries. all settled. turned out to just be a case of his misplaced hymen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 didn't know there was such widespread enmity toward pig-pederasterism. Â sheep porkers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 ...fuck face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 You've found my case of misplaced hymens??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 ...bavarian wood-carver... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 cross-pollinating-hyphenating-inside-joke-telling-wildbeastism-rope-chuffing-dabs4lyfe  ASDF  yeah seriously Off, post up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 'kin ay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 finally got my package, but had to go to customs and clear that shit. They thought I was going to resell my camera lens so they tried to make me pay 148 bucks....hahahaha  I said some not nice words (first time I've ever cussed somebody out in Mongolian) and gave the guy 80 cents. He stamped the form and gave me my package. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I said some not nice words (first time I've ever cussed somebody out in Mongolian) and gave the guy 80 cents. He stamped the form and gave me my package. Â Did you call him a pederast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 I called him an unlucky animals vagina.... Â I combined two insults, FA for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Really? Â So how did you say "Courtney Love" in Mongolian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Sounds like "slut". Â Exactly, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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