Men over X

[archenemy]

Please apply here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And "X" is not Roman.

[RuMR]

as confusing as always...

[archenemy]

as confusing as always...

Catch up on your reading you fat lazy bastard

[DirtyHarry]

I'd rather stay on this side of happiness, thanks.

[olyclimber]

whats the position?

[DirtyHarry]

whats the position?

 

salad tossing

[Dru]

Is XXX over or under X

[foraker]

whats the position?

 

I want ALL positions!!!!

 

[archenemy]

whats the position?

 

I want ALL positions!!!!

 

I love this movie!

[Ireneo_Funes]

is this an algebra problem?

[archenemy]

is this an algebra problem?

Yes, and everyone knows how bad guys are at math.

That's why it's called algeBRA

[olyclimber]

how are bad guys at math?

[archenemy]

how are bad guys at math?

They must be ok, because they sure seem to multiply

[cj001f]

how are bad guys at math?

They must be ok, because they sure seem to multiply

We're amoebas. We divide to multiply

[foraker]

Maybe because the believe the following to be true?

 

NO = YES

YES = YES

Doesn't call back + Doing her hair = Playing hard to get.

[gregm]

ground

________________

 

feet feet feet

 

feet feet feet

[gregm]

O U QT

 

U R A BUT

[ScottP]

O U QT

 

U R A BUT

 

U R A L7

[archenemy]

U R L8

[gregm]

I M N UMN BN

 

U R N NML

[archenemy]

M2

[Double_E]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

 

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

 

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.

 

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Yeah yeah, I know.. I know.. this is ol skool recycled shit.

[Gary_Yngve]

-1 = e^(pi i)

(-1)^2 = 1 = (e^(pi i))^2 = e^(2 pi i)

ln ((e^(pi i))^2) = ln (e^(2 pi i))

2 * ln (e^(pi i)) = ln (e^(2 pi i))

2 ln -1 = ln 1

2 pi i = 0

i = 0

i^4 = 0^4

1 = 0

[catbirdseat]

To the extent that men tend to accumulate wealth as they age, they become more and more attractive to women. The way their wallets bulge is considered quite beautiful. Now if they are a dirt bag climber, well...all bets are off, unless we're talking fame...

[archenemy]

Gee, this may come as a shock to you, but women tend to accumulate their own wealth from their own jobs as they age. Why this is not attractive to men is a mystery. I make more than most men I know, yet this is not considered an appealing characteristic. I could be wrong, but maybe, just maybe, it may be time for you old guys to drop the "poor me, I have to support this mall-bitch" line of thinking. Also time to forget about thinking your salary is going to make up for your undeveloped personality/sexuality/whatever. We Women can support ourselves financially. We don't need you to bring home the bacon.

Wake up and look around you--the world is changing.