archenemy Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Please apply here. And "X" is not Roman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 as confusing as always... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 as confusing as always... Catch up on your reading you fat lazy bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 I'd rather stay on this side of happiness, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 whats the position? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 whats the position? salad tossing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Is XXX over or under X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 whats the position? I want ALL positions!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 whats the position? I want ALL positions!!!! I love this movie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 is this an algebra problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 is this an algebra problem? Yes, and everyone knows how bad guys are at math. That's why it's called algeBRA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 how are bad guys at math? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 how are bad guys at math? They must be ok, because they sure seem to multiply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 how are bad guys at math? They must be ok, because they sure seem to multiply We're amoebas. We divide to multiply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Maybe because the believe the following to be true? NO = YES YES = YES Doesn't call back + Doing her hair = Playing hard to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 ground ________________ feet feet feet feet feet feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 O U QT U R A BUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 O U QT U R A BUT U R A L7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 U R L8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I M N UMN BN U R N NML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 M2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah yeah, I know.. I know.. this is ol skool recycled shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 -1 = e^(pi i) (-1)^2 = 1 = (e^(pi i))^2 = e^(2 pi i) ln ((e^(pi i))^2) = ln (e^(2 pi i)) 2 * ln (e^(pi i)) = ln (e^(2 pi i)) 2 ln -1 = ln 1 2 pi i = 0 i = 0 i^4 = 0^4 1 = 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 To the extent that men tend to accumulate wealth as they age, they become more and more attractive to women. The way their wallets bulge is considered quite beautiful. Now if they are a dirt bag climber, well...all bets are off, unless we're talking fame... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 Gee, this may come as a shock to you, but women tend to accumulate their own wealth from their own jobs as they age. Why this is not attractive to men is a mystery. I make more than most men I know, yet this is not considered an appealing characteristic. I could be wrong, but maybe, just maybe, it may be time for you old guys to drop the "poor me, I have to support this mall-bitch" line of thinking. Also time to forget about thinking your salary is going to make up for your undeveloped personality/sexuality/whatever. We Women can support ourselves financially. We don't need you to bring home the bacon. Wake up and look around you--the world is changing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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