EWolfe Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 You need to photoshop in the banded tights for a real yuk.
Billygoat Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Â Oly, that goeduck is a bit busy but fuckin' hilarious
layton Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 At 1st I thought Specialed's photos was spectacular because of the crazy angles of the overhanging landmass and stuff. Now that i see that it was the ridge he was climbing turned on end i think it sucks and is the worst photo posted so far. Even more so, if Rolf was following, then the climbing was probably pretty easy and it couldn't have been that steep or hard.
layton Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 fag  Yes, I do believe Specialed is, but little boys do look like young girls
Billygoat Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Looking for Ray Bourbon's action suit for comparison...  anybody know how to get the "search" fuction to work and find that pic  Dru?!
knelson Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Scenic... or senic - depending on your upbringing:   Full size here  Upper Park Lakes, Hibox and Alta in background. Sept 1994 or thereabouts.  -kurt
MtnHigh Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Stuff from me Enjoy!  Scenic Whitney Approach  Ice Climbing in the Wallows  Climbing Hood Reid HW  Humor Bugs Hut
layton Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Climbing Marcus on Six-Toe Crack Variation-Castle Crags, CA full size
Alasdair Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Alpine:   North Face of Mt. Hood  Scenery   Storm over Mt. Triumph
layton Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 I really should'a submited this one for scenic, but it wouldn't be fair to the other players
specialed Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 At 1st I thought Specialed's photos was spectacular because of the crazy angles of the overhanging landmass and stuff. Now that i see that it was the ridge he was climbing turned on end i think it sucks and is the worst photo posted so far. Even more so, if Rolf was following, then the climbing was probably pretty easy and it couldn't have been that steep or hard. Â On the contrary, Michael, I would have to say that when I took that picture the angle kicked up to dead verticle. When I finally lifted my cowering head from fear and looked up I nearly shat myself. It was a good 20-30 feet to the next gear on vertical greasy nubs and it was another old fucked up button head. I clipped it and was offered no relief. I couldn't even see the next available piece of gear and wasn't even sure where to go. If I went the wrong way I would be off route, fall, rip out ALL the gear, and probably the belay. Â After I finished hyperventilating and chose the correct way I could see the bolt...another 20 feet of ever GREASIER slabby polished slopers I had to slap and mantle on w/no feet to the next bolt, all told probably a 40' runout on dead vertical terrain. It was another shitty buttonhead. I could see the anchor! Another 25' run-out on the same type of climbing! Yeah! I'm gonna fucking die! I'm going to kill us BOTH! This is sweet! I almost fucking fell just before the anchors (actually a couple times on the whole pitch too) and my heart came out of my chest when I saw it was a two bolt bent buttonhead fuck-show of an anchor!
larrythellama Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 On the contrary, Michael, I would have to say that when I took that picture the angle kicked up to dead verticle. When I finally lifted my cowering head from fear and looked up I nearly shat myself. It was a good 20-30 feet to the next gear on vertical greasy nubs and it was another old fucked up button head. I clipped it and was offered no relief. I couldn't even see the next available piece of gear and wasn't even sure where to go. If I went the wrong way I would be off route, fall, rip out ALL the gear, and probably the belay. Â After I finished hyperventilating and chose the correct way I could see the bolt...another 20 feet of ever GREASIER slabby polished slopers I had to slap and mantle on w/no feet to the next bolt, all told probably a 40' runout on dead vertical terrain. It was another shitty buttonhead. I could see the anchor! Another 25' run-out on the same type of climbing! Yeah! I'm gonna fucking die! I'm going to kill us BOTH! This is sweet! I almost fucking fell just before the anchors (actually a couple times on the whole pitch too) and my heart came out of my chest when I saw it was a two bolt bent buttonhead fuck-show of an anchor! Â that story gets scarier and scarier each time.
specialed Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Did you hear the one about the 10d X chimney on Dragontail?
ivan Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 boys, why not leave this thread for sweet pics and move the shit talking to the "mike layton double-plus ungood" thread? you're seriously threatening your ability to win the chalk ball n' bag! Â so long as we're getting corporate sponsorship for cc.shit, we oughta do one for hate-spray though. winner gets free anger management therapy for a year, plus a lifetime subscription to "barely legal" and 10 gallons of hand lotion - either/both oughta do the trick.
shapp Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Humor  Day after climbing up Mud Springs Canyon at Redrocks, NV, 2004
ivan Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Humor Day after climbing up Mud Springs Canyon at Redrocks, NV, 2004  no photoshop! i demand the penis be reinserted!  shit, maybe that doesn't sound like i meant it... Â
John Frieh Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 boys, why not leave this thread for sweet pics and move the shit talking to the "mike layton double-plus ungood" thread? you're seriously threatening your ability to win the chalk ball n' bag! Â so long as we're getting corporate sponsorship for cc.shit, we oughta do one for hate-spray though. winner gets free anger management therapy for a year, plus a lifetime subscription to "barely legal" and 10 gallons of hand lotion - either/both oughta do the trick. Â Â God I wish your students knew and read what you posted here.
layton Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Specialed, please leave the hyperbole practice to me and Rolf. Yours just seems so....copied.
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