knotzen Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 A Requiem for MisterE He left us in a huff Revealing his soul As if in the buff. He was a hardman climber Raised the sprayer’s level Higher. Who will provide the mystery Contributed by MisterE? We will miss Wrecks and Suzi, And the love birds Whose names escape me. Yes, he was a giant among us. Even had a story about magic fungus. What will life be without him Among us? A moment of silence, if you will (and a plea for his return to our humble halls of spray). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 for my dead hommies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Sweet..... but don't quit your day job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 30, 2005 Author Share Posted October 30, 2005 Sweet..... but don't quit your day job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 MisterE Is history So get thee to a pisstery And hoist a glass in fist ter E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 He gwine ta jones four it shortlee... he be back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 There once was a climber named Eric who claimed that sprayers were barbaric He left in a huff-- But perhaps it's a bluf? He'll return with an avatar more generic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 There once was a climber named Eric who claimed that sprayers were barbaric He left in a huff-- But perhaps it's a bluf? He'll return with an avatar more generic. CC.com women wax poetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 they wax? or do they just use nair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Waxing is a scam designed to impoverish women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Why did he "leave"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Waxing is a scam designed to impoverish women. I thought clothes price differentials were responsible for that? Someone's dropping the ball again. Time to go kick a few 'employees'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Look for him to reappear.....in disguise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 MisterE is gone?? why? what happened?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 It turned out he was the father of l0ngpause's drunken baby. Mike got mad (jealous). Tune in next week as the saga continues1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I heard it was because of the love triange between him, Muffer & TheOtter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I meant to write "Muffy" but "Muffer" is funnier. Let it stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 The Muffer? Oh My God! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 The Muffer? The Nodder? No. The Otter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skykilo Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Why did he "leave"? 'Cuz he was catching shit about Mox like you were catching shit a couple years back about the Southern Pickets and t-shirts and shit. Shit, can I say shit again? Good on ya for keeping thick skin and staying strong with the spray, Wayne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Yes, here's to Wayne1112 (not 1111) "keeping thick skin and staying strong with the spray" ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? I climbed Mox! I was in the bellingham herald! I'm Mike Motherfucking Layton, bitch!" This is my opening line at the bar with the ladies, or at a climb shop or gym with a new employee. It really works surprisingly well. that or, "I know MirsterE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 In the biblical sense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I heard it was because of the love triange between him, Muffer & TheOtter. Actually I like the almost "triage" going on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 agebottom: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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