Dru Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 How many does it take to change a nut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 A blind guy walks into a bar and starts knocking stuff off of tables with his cane. The bartender asks him if he can help him and the blind guys replies, "Na I'm just looking around" Â Hee hee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 A Surrealist walks into a bar and the zebra melts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Whats the difference between an orange? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 Whats the difference between an orange? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively "You've got great hair!" The man looked around but couldn't see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer. Â A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say "You're a handsome man!" The man looked around, but still couldn't see where the voice was coming from. Â When he went back to his beer, the voice said again "What a stud you are!" The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on. Â The bartender said "Oh, it's the nuts--they're complimentary." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Whats the difference between an orange? Â Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Whats the difference between an orange? Â Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? Â A motorcycle because a telephone pole has no doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Whats the difference between an orange? Â Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? Â A motorcycle because a telephone pole has no doors. Â Johnnie train's the baby in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 hobbyhorse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Whats the difference between an orange? Â Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? Â A motorcycle because a telephone pole has no doors. Â Johnnie train's the baby in the house. Â Oh man I love that. Johhny train's the baby in the house. That's so fucking funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Is it:  Johnny Train's the baby in the house  or  Johnny trains the baby in the house  or....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 John Coltrane, babying the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Is it: Johnny Train's the baby in the house  or  Johnny trains the baby in the house  or....?  Hmmm... deep. Never thought of it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehead Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I'm not Evil. I'm just drawn that way. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the water, Â Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and 50 rabbits up his bum? Â Warren. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a gal with no arms, no legs, and no torso? Â Muffy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Johnny is trick or treating, dressed up as a pirate. He knocks on the door of his first house and a man answers. Â "I see yer dressed up as a pirate, there, Laddy! Where's yer Buccaneers?" Â "Under my buckin' hat!" replies Johnny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and 50 rabbits up his bum? Warren.  I am crying!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves: Â Russell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a guy hanging on the wall? Â Â Â Art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a couple of guys with no arms and legs hanging above a window: Â Kurt'n Rod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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