bunglehead Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 A blind guy walks into a bar and starts knocking stuff off of tables with his cane. The bartender asks him if he can help him and the blind guys replies, "Na I'm just looking around" Hee hee. Quote
Dru Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 A Surrealist walks into a bar and the zebra melts! Quote
bunglehead Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A potato. Quote
olyclimber Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Whats the difference between an orange? Quote
knotzen Posted September 28, 2005 Author Posted September 28, 2005 Whats the difference between an orange? Quote
Off_White Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively "You've got great hair!" The man looked around but couldn't see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer. A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say "You're a handsome man!" The man looked around, but still couldn't see where the voice was coming from. When he went back to his beer, the voice said again "What a stud you are!" The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on. The bartender said "Oh, it's the nuts--they're complimentary." Quote
knelson Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Whats the difference between an orange? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? Quote
olyclimber Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Whats the difference between an orange? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? A motorcycle because a telephone pole has no doors. Quote
knelson Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Whats the difference between an orange? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? A motorcycle because a telephone pole has no doors. Johnnie train's the baby in the house. Quote
bunglehead Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Whats the difference between an orange? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? A motorcycle because a telephone pole has no doors. Johnnie train's the baby in the house. Oh man I love that. Johhny train's the baby in the house. That's so fucking funny. Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Is it: Johnny Train's the baby in the house or Johnny trains the baby in the house or....? Quote
knelson Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Is it: Johnny Train's the baby in the house or Johnny trains the baby in the house or....? Hmmm... deep. Never thought of it that way. Quote
tomtom Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 I'm not Evil. I'm just drawn that way. Quote
TREETOAD Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the water, Bob Quote
Dru Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and 50 rabbits up his bum? Warren. Quote
knelson Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a gal with no arms, no legs, and no torso? Muffy. Quote
EWolfe Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 Johnny is trick or treating, dressed up as a pirate. He knocks on the door of his first house and a man answers. "I see yer dressed up as a pirate, there, Laddy! Where's yer Buccaneers?" "Under my buckin' hat!" replies Johnny. Quote
TREETOAD Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and 50 rabbits up his bum? Warren. I am crying!! Quote
TREETOAD Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves: Russell Quote
Alan Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a guy hanging on the wall? Art. Quote
TREETOAD Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a couple of guys with no arms and legs hanging above a window: Kurt'n Rod Quote
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