Dechristo Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 pet My dog gets supremely pissed-off if an audible fart is let go near him. His own farts don't bother him. Should've named him Margaret Thatcher. Quote
icegirl Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 Oly, Shouldn't your .sig be Never attribute anything to malice until you've ruled out "otter" stupidity I mean this is cc.com Quote
Double_E Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 Oly, Shouldn't your .sig be Never attribute anything to malice until you've ruled out "otter" stupidity I mean this is cc.com cute idea, IG, but ..... personally i think that would take away from the strength/truth of the message, which I think is pretty damn cool actually. Oly, don't change it!! OK, while we're sharing pics of pooches.. I don't have one, but here's one of my friend Jeff's dog, Chuck, near Lunch Counter on Mt. Adams. that dog s Quote
olyclimber Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 dang! that is a huge beer gut! have you been drinking 24X7 since I last saw you MisterE? Quote
olyclimber Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 ya, I do all my shopping in the maternity section too. way more comfy and plenty of clearance. Quote
mec Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 web page may not be suitable for work... i am at work and decided not to go there... Quote
archenemy Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 are you being sarcastic? No, didn't you hear it? Quote
olyclimber Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 well, it's probably more aerodynamic that way. Quote
EWolfe Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 What was that line from pulp fiction, with the girl telling Bruce Willis " I always wanted a pooch"? Quote
Mr._Natural Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 this? FABIAN I wish I had a pot. BUTCH You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot? FABIAN A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy. BUTCH Well you should be happy, 'cause you do. FABIAN Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing. BUTCH I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly. FABIAN The difference is huge. BUTCH You want me to have a pot? FABIAN No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it. BUTCH You think guys would find that attractive? FABIAN I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same. BUTCH If I had a pot belly, I'd punch you in it. Quote
Dru Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 The Buddha loves you even though you hate him for being fat. Quote
thelawgoddess Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 geez, mistere. why'd you have to go and ruin a nice thread full of cute puppy pics? Quote
Mr._Natural Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 They grow up too quick, enjoy puppyhood adventuregurl. Quote
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